What happened?

[Jack1]

Lately I have been asking myself "why does this game suck so much lately?" and I could imagine that you all have the same question in your head. Today on NA 1 at 2:00 AM I found the answer after getting upset at a game of CS:GO. I joined c-rpg and found a lovely low-level horse archer, his/her name was dwarvesta.

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The man has been on top of our backs leading us to the idea that the "multi" is all that matters in the game. I am here to tell you something so crazy, so out of this world, so unrealistic that it just might be the trick to lowering your blood pressure while playing c-rpg, or video games in general, or your weight loss problems.

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THE MULTI DOES NOT MATTER

you all need to get out there, seize the round and enjoy yourself. hell, kill a pewcher from behind when nobody is looking. ride a really heavy horse and just have a shield giving no shits about the enemies you run over. get some high agi builds and run like you're an Olympic sprinter. go up the walls in a different place then everybody else in strat, hell don't go on strat for a day.

 This is what I learned from dwarvesta, hold onto the W key and never hit S, even if you are a horse archer play like your a melee cav and bump those basic bitches, even if it's just a sumpter horse.

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it might not end well but hell, who cares you're a bad ass Sumter horse rider.

[Kafein]

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[Legs]

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[DrTaco]

If I could give a standing ovation through a keyboard I would.

[Porkthegreat]

This is the first day of CRPG for Mr. Dwarvesta.   I know him personally and he is loving the game.  One day he might be the new Rohypnol...

[engurrand]

This is the first day of CRPG for Mr. Dwarvesta.   I know him personally and he is loving the game.  One day he might be the new Rohypnol...

Whispering "Rohypnol" into girls ears..

"you're a creep"...

"no no no no... he is a fucking hero!"

"what the fuck do you mean?"

"roh, master HA of NA?"

"sorry dude i don't know what you are talking about"

*sigh*

"Have you ever heard of MMA?"

"uhhh yea? why"

"Roh is really good at group MMA"

"whats group MMA?"

"let me show you a web site...."

[Tibe]

Man. CS:GO is superfrustrating. I feel ya mate. Im a very calm person, but CSGO makes me throw stuff at other stuff.

[SP1N]

Also, dance parties at flags.

[SMEGMAR]

I find myself having the most fun and playing my best when incorporating heavy use of voice commands into my play. Nothing feels better than sneaking up behind a lowly archer and screaming, "Archers!" before sending them to their doom.  It may sound weird, but I think voice commands are the real reason I play this game, I've learned to communicate with them and they keep me fully immersed. Thank you filthy eurodevs for this truly beautiful gift.

[dreadnok]

you will go bat shit crazy over this game if you take it too serious

[engurrand]

you will go bat shit crazy over this game if you take it too serious

Who is the girl in your avatar pic?

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[dreadnok]

its actually my girlfriend. she doesnt like when i post her pics, shes a cunt

[engurrand]

its actually my girlfriend. she doesnt like when i post her pics, shes a cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LukEq643Mk&feature=kp

[Sandersson Jankins]

I usually have a lot more fun when I'm playing on my skip the fun doing jerk-off partially-viable builds but still trying really hard at them.

I have a hard time not trying hard. I mean, I almost always have fun when I'm playing, but I just can't help but try hard all the time.

I have a condition.

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autism

[Sharpe]

If you ever melee Dwarvesta, he will purposefully either block left the entire time, or block the opposite of your swing direction. Just so you can feel better when you kill him/her/it.