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Re: US cops always worth a laugh
« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2014, 05:28:11 pm »
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Re: US cops always worth a laugh
« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2014, 05:46:43 pm »
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You forgot to mention that the "possible suspect" was a drug addict, tried to rob a pharmacy, held a woman hostage at gunpoint, shot a cop, stole his car, and stole his gun. Then, when cops had him pinned, was not compliant with their commands to raise his hand, WAS armed and exchanged gunfire with them. Here's an article with more detail. http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/12/10/3809575/3-officers-shot-in-northwest-miami.html
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Re: US cops always worth a laugh
« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2014, 06:04:22 pm »
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He was not armed. He did not exchange gunfire with the cops. What he did beforehand doesn't excuse shooting 400 bullets at someone who's not armed.
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Re: US cops always worth a laugh
« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2014, 06:22:19 pm »
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yeah, u know. take a hostage, shoot a cop, steal 2 cars(1 belong to the shot officer), still has the officer's gun on him and not complying with the officers. "doesnt deserve to be shot"
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Re: US cops always worth a laugh
« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2014, 06:50:18 pm »
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yeah, u know. take a hostage, shoot a cop, steal 2 cars(1 belong to the shot officer), still has the officer's gun on him and not complying with the officers. "doesnt deserve to be shot"
What the fuck are you talking about? "Doesn't deserve to be shot?" Did you know that the US has courts too? The cops don't act as judge, jury and executioner... and I'm pretty sure their textbooks don't say "shoot an unarmed guy 400 times if he did something bad earlier"
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Re: US cops always worth a laugh
« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2014, 06:54:41 pm »
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And if it happened in France all cars would be in flames right now.

Nah the supect would have surrendered...and the policemen...and all civilians in vicinity...

You forgot to mention that the "possible suspect" was a drug addict, tried to rob a pharmacy, held a woman hostage at gunpoint, shot a cop, stole his car, and stole his gun. Then, when cops had him pinned, was not compliant with their commands to raise his hand, WAS armed and exchanged gunfire with them. Here's an article with more detail. http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/12/10/3809575/3-officers-shot-in-northwest-miami.html

Sounds like fucking excuse to me. OP contains report of an eye witness who has seen something completely different than what was said in a report of a suspiciously named news company.

IMO they want to cover up the absolute failure of their police officers, as simple as that.
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Re: US cops always worth a laugh
« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2014, 07:01:09 pm »
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Nah the supect would have surrendered...and the policemen...and all civilians in vicinity...
What an original joke, I have never heard it before, hur dur dur

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Re: US cops always worth a laugh
« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2014, 07:02:49 pm »
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What an original joke, I have never heard it before, hur dur dur

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Re: US cops always worth a laugh
« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2014, 07:04:36 pm »
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Send US cops to east Ukraine, to deal with pro-russians. No one will question US cops, because they are policemen of UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. Problem solved.

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Re: US cops always worth a laugh
« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2014, 07:12:34 pm »
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yeah, u know. take a hostage, shoot a cop, steal 2 cars(1 belong to the shot officer), still has the officer's gun on him and not complying with the officers. "doesnt deserve to be shot"

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Re: US cops always worth a laugh
« Reply #25 on: May 15, 2014, 07:38:11 pm »
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"doesn't deserve trial"
Just another crazy drug addict dead imo.
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Re: US cops always worth a laugh
« Reply #26 on: May 15, 2014, 07:47:02 pm »
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And a few cops almost dead from each other's bullets...
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Re: US cops always worth a laugh
« Reply #27 on: May 15, 2014, 07:53:20 pm »
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And a few cops almost dead from each other's bullets...
almost dead? a leg wound and a flesh wound isn't close to being a deadly shot.
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Re: US cops always worth a laugh
« Reply #28 on: May 15, 2014, 07:58:34 pm »
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You're either trolling or retarded. Not sure which; the comment above is approaching levels of retardation that even I find hard to believe to be genuine...

On the off-chance you really are retarded, a bullet that wasn't aimed grazing someone's head is "not even close to being a deadly shot"?  And someone being shot in the leg, again, not aimed, isn't close to a deadly shot? It'd have been just as likely that the bullet would have hit that cop in the chest or the head seeing as, again, it wasn't aimed, so the shooter did not carefully select leg as his target, nor did the other shooter choose to only touch another cop's head with his bullet a little. It's a small miracle more cops weren't hit with so much bullets down range.
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Re: US cops always worth a laugh
« Reply #29 on: May 15, 2014, 08:19:05 pm »
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You're either trolling or retarded. Not sure which; the comment above is approaching levels of retardation that even I find hard to believe to be genuine...

On the off-chance you really are retarded, a bullet that wasn't aimed grazing someone's head is "not even close to being a deadly shot"?  And someone being shot in the leg, again, not aimed, isn't close to a deadly shot? It'd have been just as likely that the bullet would have hit that cop in the chest or the head seeing as, again, it wasn't aimed, so the shooter did not carefully select leg as his target, nor did the other shooter choose to only touch another cop's head with his bullet a little. It's a small miracle more cops weren't hit with so much bullets down range.
if you think a leg would or a flesh would is close to fatal, then you're the retarded one.
i agree the situation was retarded, in no way should the officers be in eachother's crossfire, maybe they're the retarded ones. but they 2 officers only received minor wounds.
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