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US cops always worth a laugh
« on: May 15, 2014, 11:37:01 am »
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http://www.thepcmdgazette.com/news/miami-police-kill-2-unarmed-suspects-by-shooting-disabled-car-377-times/

23 officers open fire on a disabled car with two unarmed passengers.
the outcome: 377 shots fired, 2 passengers killed (only one is a suspect) and 2 cops are injured by other cops stray bullets.

These officers really earned their bad reputation.
 :lol:*me still smiling* :D
« Last Edit: May 15, 2014, 02:19:35 pm by Utrakil »
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Re: US cops always worth a laugh
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2014, 11:47:22 am »
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plot twist: it was actually storm troopers

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Re: US cops always worth a laugh
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2014, 12:18:45 pm »
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Old but gold. Unrelated to the OP, of course, but another example of the elite ninja U.S crimefighters.
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Re: US cops always worth a laugh
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2014, 01:06:35 pm »
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"We gon' shoot 'uself sume barebquau' "

But seriously, that one officer who get nervous and shot making the others join in should get his firearm license suspended and put on street duty. There were probably 3 - 6 police cars following the chase but making 23 officers aim at a disabled car (no knowledge if the suspects have weapons or not) just to fire a second time when they put their arms up. Really sad that uncontrollable "retards" are put in the police force with guns who fall under too pressure.

Not to be a nationalist or something, but here in Norway police officers must do several tests every year before they can use a pistol or rifle (depending on how well they do) then they have the weapons in the trunk locked with a key they themselves have to unlock, meaning they can't draw a pistol from their belt and be nervous pussies and shoot without checking.
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Re: US cops always worth a laugh
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2014, 01:17:10 pm »
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But seriously, that one officer who get nervous and shot making the others join in should get his firearm license suspended and put on street duty.
Wut? Everyone is responsible for their own shots. Cops are accountable for every shot they fire. Blaming one officer for everyone else's shooting is stupid.
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Re: US cops always worth a laugh
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2014, 01:34:03 pm »
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When west germany annexed east germany, nobody moved a finger too.

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Re: US cops always worth a laugh
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2014, 01:47:46 pm »
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Wut? Everyone is responsible for their own shots. Cops are accountable for every shot they fire. Blaming one officer for everyone else's shooting is stupid.

Do you know how much pressure is on every one of the officers in a situation like that? Of course every officer is responsible for his own actions, but it will always start with the first joint. The one officer who fell over to the pressure first is in my eyes the most guilty one. This often happens with a large number of people not communicating properly, for example WW1 and the consequences lack of communication resulted in thousands of lives lost. They are all as guilty but I'm saying that the one who fell for the pressure first made the other officers shoot. I doubt they would actually shoot if that one guy didn't slip his trigger.
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Re: US cops always worth a laugh
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2014, 01:53:44 pm »
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But seriously, that one officer who get nervous and shot making the others join in should get his firearm license suspended and put on street duty. There were probably 3 - 6 police cars following the chase but making 23 officers aim at a disabled car (no knowledge if the suspects have weapons or not) just to fire a second time when they put their arms up. Really sad that uncontrollable "retards" are put in the police force with guns who fall under too pressure.

Do you know how much pressure is on every one of the officers in a situation like that? Of course every officer is responsible for his own actions, but it will always start with the first joint. The one officer who fell over to the pressure first is in my eyes the most guilty one.

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Re: US cops always worth a laugh
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2014, 01:56:35 pm »
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Classic reflex shooting situation+everyone around assumed a threat = supporting fire. Multiply by everyone around who fell into it, and you have a lot of firepower thrown around... in that case, without reasons.
Put a US cop or any other country cops with a gun in his hand, in the same situation (robbery+chase+showdown and no indication on armed or unarmed), you would have the same result.

I'm saying this but I still find it funny in a macabre way, how US already ends up being on the spotlight each and everytime.
No video of it btw?




they have the weapons in the trunk locked with a key they themselves have to unlock, meaning they can't draw a pistol from their belt and be nervous pussies and shoot without checking.

Obviously stupid solution that only works in 0 crime areas.

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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2014, 01:56:47 pm »
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Do you know how much pressure is on every one of the officers in a situation like that? Of course every officer is responsible for his own actions, but it will always start with the first joint. The one officer who fell over to the pressure first is in my eyes the most guilty one. This often happens with a large number of people not communicating properly, for example WW1 and the consequences lack of communication resulted in thousands of lives lost. They are all as guilty but I'm saying that the one who fell for the pressure first made the other officers shoot. I doubt they would actually shoot if that one guy didn't slip his trigger.
No, nobody made the officers shoot but themselves. Everyone is responsible for their own trigger finger.
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Re: US cops always worth a laugh
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2014, 02:07:14 pm »
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Sums it up pretty much.  :lol:

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Re: US cops always worth a laugh
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2014, 02:09:19 pm »
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Thank you Christo, that is pretty much what I meant :D
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« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2014, 03:40:01 pm »
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Classic reflex shooting situation+everyone around assumed a threat = supporting fire. Multiply by everyone around who fell into it, and you have a lot of firepower thrown around... in that case, without reasons.
Put a US cop or any other country cops with a gun in his hand, in the same situation (robbery+chase+showdown and no indication on armed or unarmed), you would have the same result.
If those were Dutch cops not a shot would have been fired. Murica gets bad rep like this because their law enforcement has a different and retarded mentality and many officers have terrible gun discipline.

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Re: US cops always worth a laugh
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2014, 03:40:56 pm »
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Damn you Christo, I wanted to post that gif after reading this:
[...]that one officer who get nervous and shot making the others join in [...]
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Re: US cops always worth a laugh
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2014, 04:28:14 pm »
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And if it happened in France all cars would be in flames right now.