Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

[Algarn]

played my first competitive game, we won
the cyka is real in this game too

You got cancer now. Cyka cancer. It'll follow you during what remains of your life, you'll wake up at nights, scared to meet your slavic creator too early. When this day will come, you'll be like :

i am dead

yes

this no true, fuk u

[SixThumbs]

I had about ~40 hours logged and 40ish competitive games played; up to a year ago. Now I have to play I don't know how many hours of mind numbing casual games just to play competitive again because they changed things around?

Like, just dump me in the bottom of the barrel ranking (that's near where I was anyway), I don't care, but the maps and mechanics were not made for double the number of players.

[LEKIS]

Probably won't as they will be playing against people who are global/the same skill.

If the shit globals are playing the shit globals, they will at least win games.

Most of the legit globals and I mean actually good players, will not even return to MM.

Sooner or later they will face me and get DUNKED

[jtobiasm]

Sooner or later they will face me and get DUNKED

give it to them brah

[Christo]

You got cancer now. Cyka cancer. It'll follow you during what remains of your life, you'll wake up at nights, scared to meet your slavic creator too early. When this day will come, you'll be like :

i am dead

yes

this no true, fuk u

already played doto with cykas so I'm used to it. even understood the most important shit they were saying (easy because mid long plant was in english, i understood when to move with my teammate and shit.)

I love the FAMAS by the way, I always liked the Galil and the Famas. Cheap, but still gets shit done.
Although the Galil looked cooler in 1.6 and source, it looks too bland here

[Algarn]

already played doto with cykas so I'm used to it. even understood the most important shit they were saying (easy because mid long plant was in english, i understood when to move with my teammate and shit.)

I love the FAMAS by the way, I always liked the Galil and the Famas. Cheap, but still gets shit done.
Although the Galil looked cooler in 1.6 and source, it looks too bland here

I find the galil kinda crappy for spraying accurately over long distances. Like the AK before they reverted the changes they made when it came to recovery time.

[Christo]

getting vote kicked out of third "competitive" game for lulz kapparino

[Tibe]

getting vote kicked out of third "competitive" game for lulz kapparino

There there. Happened to the best of us man. Once I got kick polled my some arrogant british douchebag. Who reletlessly talked shit about me and the whole team because we were losing bigtime. Somehow I managed to remain cool and only slightly shittalk back and he cooled down aswell and we actually won the round and ended up as buddies. The words "I love ya man" were spoken multiple times.

#betterlovestorythantwilight

[Christo]

kind of annoying that shots don't go where I actually aim them, and I'm not talking about spraying like an idiot. point the crosshair on their heads and it just misses. it might be my imagination but older cs gunplay wasn't as autistic like in this game

[Vibe]

kind of annoying that shots don't go where I actually aim them, and I'm not talking about spraying like an idiot. point the crosshair on their heads and it just misses. it might be my imagination but older cs gunplay wasn't as autistic like in this game

rng is the pillar of an esport game don't you know

[Christo]

rng is the pillar of an esport game don't you know

world of tanks is an esport kappa

[Vibe]

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[Xant]

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Yes, CS in a nutshell. So boring.

Combine the ridiculous RNG with the fact that you have to wait until you can shoot again accurately makes for a retarded game. If you could keep tracking someone's head then a little spread wouldn't matter, but in CS it leads to dying so often. And it happens a LOT, it's just less noticeable usually when you hit their shoulder instead of missing completely, but still the same deal -- something that should've been a headshot just does 40 damage.

[Christo]

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that shit is exactly what I have experienced. I love firing one or two shots to conserve ammo in these kind of games, huge fan of 'tapping' and firing in bursts, seems like this is the wrong game for that. 
if I spray like an idiot I get magical headshots out of nowhere like there is a magnet attached to people's heads, tried that in DM and I get the most ridiculous kills, such as headshotting a guy I'm not even aiming for and what not. wtf 

[Xant]

I just wish someone made a competitive FPS other than CS, but everyone's too busy implementing p2w microstransactions and retarded gimmicks into their FPS games.