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Cat owners UNITE !
« on: May 12, 2014, 11:57:12 pm »
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So kitty lovers it's time to meet up !

I got a question. I got my boy neutered 3 days ago, he started yowling like he wants to fuck every living beign right after he recovered from operation. I have no idea how the fuck he does that without a pair of balls though. I let him outside to find someone to have his first and last sex, he came back with scars on his face now he's in utter desperation crying at balcony  :rolleyes: gonna go to vet tomorrow but Im up for any advice I can have !

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Re: Cat owners UNITE !
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2014, 01:49:32 am »
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You got him fixed too late. You don't let them go through puberty.
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Re: Cat owners UNITE !
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2014, 02:23:33 am »
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Well actually I wanted to neuter him when he becomes 1 year old but couldn't wait since he's been yowling and spraying since he was 9 months old so I did it at 11 months old.
He's been with me since 4th month of his life.

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Re: Cat owners UNITE !
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2014, 03:14:04 am »
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I wouldn't trust that moustache with a cat.
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Re: Cat owners UNITE !
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2014, 08:28:37 am »
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I wouldn't trust that moustache with a cat.
I would trust that two twins that even i could bang with a cat.

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Re: Cat owners UNITE !
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2014, 08:49:17 am »
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Shoul'da gotten him a cat prostitute.
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Re: Cat owners UNITE !
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2014, 09:15:25 am »
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Take him to a different vet, maybe this one didn't do a proper job
And now he can't play because of "common sense" and he doesn't understand how this common sense works
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Re: Cat owners UNITE !
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2014, 10:54:43 am »
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Yeah usually you cut their balls off earlier. Neutered cats still spray and do territory wars though. Maybe he just wants to go out and claim his land and fight the niggas in the hood. My gf's old cat still keeps coming home all beaten up from time to time.

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Re: Cat owners UNITE !
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2014, 01:57:26 pm »
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That's probably one of the worst noises when I'm laying in bed trying to go to sleep and I hear two cats duke it out.
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Re: Cat owners UNITE !
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2014, 02:51:45 pm »
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That's probably one of the worst noises when I'm laying in bed trying to go to sleep and I hear two cats duke it out.

How to deal with cats.

A true cat story ( semi-boring, like any true story is ):
 
So i have been working with this guy for the past 3 years. He is like 50, and does not talk all that much, but we are only two here, so we do share stupid stories occasionally.
His ex-wife left her cat with him, when they split up, so he has to take care of it, even though he is not a big animal-lover. At some point, he noticed that the cat is acting hungry all of a sudden, even though the cat was getting the same amount of food, and the plate was empty every time he was back from work. It went on like this for a week - cat is getting double portions every day, without getting fatter or anything.
 
There was something that made my colleague suspicious though, and gave him an idea of what might be going on: the cat was staying inside most of the weekend, on the second floor, and didn't seem to be eager to go out. So on Monday, he went to work as usual, locking the cat-door on the "in" position: what comes in - can't come out. And just as he suspected, there was one more cat locked in his house, when he came back from work that day.
 
And here comes a part of the story, that will make every cat-loving person shiver in dread: My colleague unlocked the cat-door, cornered the marauding robber-cat inside the bathroom, and emptied a bucket of icy water on it  :shock:
 
Never seen that cat again.
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Re: Cat owners UNITE !
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2014, 02:54:01 pm »
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Just what I expect from a 50 year old man with a cat. I'm guessing he is also buff and got an epic beard.
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Re: Cat owners UNITE !
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2014, 03:01:46 pm »
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Just what I expect from a 50 year old man with a cat. I'm guessing he is also buff and got an epic beard.

He is almost 2m, and 150+ kg. Not fit at all. And no beard. Though he is hairy as fuck, and likes to ware shorts+tshirt when the tepreture outside is getting above 5'C :)
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Re: Cat owners UNITE !
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2014, 09:29:18 am »
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He is almost 2m, and 150+ kg. Not fit at all. And no beard. Though he is hairy as fuck, and likes to ware shorts+tshirt when the tepreture outside is getting above 5'C :)

No stereotypical old man? :(

Well your description is more realistic for Scandinavian men :D
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Re: Cat owners UNITE !
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2014, 10:27:12 am »
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Does he have a porno stache?

example:

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And now he can't play because of "common sense" and he doesn't understand how this common sense works
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Re: Cat owners UNITE !
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2014, 10:44:47 am »
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Does he have a porno stache?

example:

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