I told my last girlfriend that I was a technosexual (only attracted to machines) when I couldn't get it up for sex. She thought I was joking when I said that she had to dress up as a robot and make beep boop noises whenever we did it, I told her that I was serious and she called me a freak and broke up with me.
I just want love (and a sex robot), is that so wrong?
MY GOD THE FEELS...
My ex gf was like, "Me your robot! You have me do anything you like!"
I says to her "I give you free will robot! you are free to learn of all things in the world"
She says "i don't understand?!"
Then i says...
"you are not a robot, but a human pretending to be a robot... so i ask you to consider this fact: here you are playing to be a robot and attempting to sway my attention towards some construct of this play, yet here i am being serious with you and denying your delusion... so tell me then, with all seriousness... would you wear the robot suit? Would you become part robot, part machine?"
First she said no... Because it's sick...
Then i convinced her... and she says, "okay i will get the procedure done"