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Re: Driven driver wanted for driving.
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2014, 08:45:28 pm »
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how much for hour? do i need special prerequisites ? i don't kill toddlers , pregnant women and handicapped persons if not really necessary.
When can i start?

We discuss pay after job.  No pregnant women, no toddlers.  Handicapped persons are a possibility, but you'll get a differential.  You start as soon as you do a traceip to find us.

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Re: Frank needs a job
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2014, 08:59:36 pm »
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Find me hot chicks without STD's that are willing to bang... good teeth, fit bodies... the works...

I'll give you 200$ for each one I end up banging, no limit on the amount you can find.

I'm in hawaii.  8-)

I'll do it. You paying for accomodation, though? Also, what do you estimate how often you are capable of doing it per day, just for a quick estimation of income.

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Re: Frank needs a job
« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2014, 09:38:54 pm »
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chadz is a hot chick?

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Re: Frank needs a job
« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2014, 11:00:30 pm »
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no chadz will find the hot chicks
You are a horrible human being clockwork.

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Re: Frank needs a job
« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2014, 11:08:30 pm »
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For 200$ I'll be whatever you want me to.

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Re: Frank needs a job
« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2014, 03:34:31 am »
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I'll let you sleep on my couch for every chick I bang, and I'll provide all you can eat saltine crackers and all you can drink water!

Inbetween banging supplied hotties you can be my drinking buddy and I'll give you free beer. I might bang you as well if you rp a hot girl... just for the serpeegee bragging rights.

I'd say I can comfortably do it 3-4 times per day for consecutive days... maybe weekends off if i get tired. but 200$ for each chick, not for each bang bang with said chick!

So if you bring me 4 different chicks each day for a solid week that's like 5,600$ in one week! Would be the best 5 g's I've ever spent, as long as I don't get the herpies.

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Re: Frank needs a job
« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2014, 06:38:20 am »
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Spending that much..

on women? 0.o

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Re: Frank needs a job
« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2014, 10:03:59 am »
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I'm already at the airport

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Re: Frank needs a job
« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2014, 10:12:03 am »
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pics or never happened.
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Re: Frank needs a job
« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2014, 10:57:10 am »
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I'll let you sleep on my couch for every chick I bang, and I'll provide all you can eat saltine crackers and all you can drink water!

Inbetween banging supplied hotties you can be my drinking buddy and I'll give you free beer. I might bang you as well if you rp a hot girl... just for the serpeegee bragging rights.

I'd say I can comfortably do it 3-4 times per day for consecutive days... maybe weekends off if i get tired. but 200$ for each chick, not for each bang bang with said chick!

So if you bring me 4 different chicks each day for a solid week that's like 5,600$ in one week! Would be the best 5 g's I've ever spent, as long as I don't get the herpies.

Respect! I admire your spirit!
If i had 5000$, and could allow myself to spend them same way - i would give it a try :) Tbh, that would be best money spent for me too :D
 
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Re: Frank needs a job
« Reply #25 on: May 03, 2014, 01:27:16 pm »
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Re: Frank needs a job
« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2014, 01:11:03 am »
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Lmfao chadz comes out of hiding to help Tanken get a job. C-rpg.net is so fucking awesome

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Re: Frank needs a job
« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2014, 05:59:33 am »
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Get out of my thread you jobless Austrian!

I can hook you up with more dames than chadz, I guarantee it. You'll also get herpes, but about a 25% of the sexually active adult population have some kind of herpes. I don't, and I'm a total slut, I'm just a lucky slut.

Anyway, the problem is worse than when I originally posted. About a week after I posted this I was made redundant! YAY!

Now Frank REALLY needs a job.
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Re: Frank needs a job
« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2014, 07:14:46 am »
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Get out of my thread you jobless Austrian!

I can hook you up with more dames than chadz, I guarantee it. You'll also get herpes, but about a 25% of the sexually active adult population have some kind of herpes. I don't, and I'm a total slut, I'm just a lucky slut.

just because they dont appear on the outside frank, doesnt mean they havent speckled the inside of ur anus.

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Re: Frank needs a job
« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2014, 08:58:38 am »
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Sell you sperm and blood.

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