Frank needs a job

[FRANK_THE_TANK]

Hello Gentlemen and lady(there's at least one right?)

I want/need a new job. Am willing to travel. Will do pretty much anything for cash.

The end
Frank

[Taser]

I need someone to clean out the garbage bins and make sure the bodies go into the grinder.

Can you do that?

[LordLargos]

Since when did the cRPG forums become the classifieds section of the newspaper?

[WITCHCRAFT]

I need someone to clean out the garbage bins and make sure the bodies go into the grinder.

Can you do that?

If you have ever worked in a lab that turns rats or other test critters into liquid for chemical analysis, your soul will leave your body and it will never come back.

Don't do it frank. 

[Taser]

If you have ever worked in a lab that turns rats or other test critters into liquid for chemical analysis, your soul will leave your body and it will never come back.

Don't do it frank. 

Its ok. I'm ginger (ingame). I have no soul.

[FRANK_THE_TANK]

I'm ginger in real lyfe. Natural born killer. That's why I became a vegan, shock factor. I mean why would the vegan guy be a cannibal?

[Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo]

Can you play the cajón?

[Rico]

Grind my chars up to level 42 please

[Brrrak]

WANTED: Driven individual to drive.

We require an individual who is capable of driving sedans, luxury cars, trucks, vans, and armored vehicles at high speeds for sustained periods of time, often under duress from hostile entities and police.  This individual must not have any prior arrest record, and must be willing to entirely forgo their prior life in lieu of a newly acquired identity.  Entrants will be tested for their knowledge of firearms, basic driving skills, advanced driving skills, and capacity to work with a team numbering from 4-8 persons.

We are an equal opportunity employer.

[Tojo]

If you have soft skin and a large amount of it you can sell it to me. My coat is almost done.

[Sir_Hans]

Find me hot chicks without STD's that are willing to bang... good teeth, fit bodies... the works...

I'll give you 200$ for each one I end up banging, no limit on the amount you can find.

I'm in hawaii. 

[Radament]

WANTED: Driven individual to drive.

We require an individual who is capable of driving sedans, luxury cars, trucks, vans, and armored vehicles at high speeds for sustained periods of time, often under duress from hostile entities and police.  This individual must not have any prior arrest record, and must be willing to entirely forgo their prior life in lieu of a newly acquired identity.  Entrants will be tested for their knowledge of firearms, basic driving skills, advanced driving skills, and capacity to work with a team numbering from 4-8 persons.

We are an equal opportunity employer.

how much for hour? do i need special prerequisites ? i don't kill toddlers , pregnant women and handicapped persons if not really necessary.
When can i start?

[Vibe]

sell sperm

[Fredom]

If you really need a new job always take a look at the newspaper, always something needed.
Good luck!

[Leshma]