Man, I do my darnedest to stay alive this entire time, only to die off-screen? Phooey!
My only solace is that my artwork will endure for ages. The next "long lost underground city" full of undead mosquito-men or were-capybaras, or maybe even zombie dwarves, may very well show "taser's dehydration" in all its glory. I can only hope that somewhere out there is a civilization full of hardy dwarves who make the mistake of digging too deep and wander into that glorious drowning chamber dedicated to
james and isatis taser.
Anticlimactic ending, 1/10.
