Anti-Druzhina alliance

[GRANDMOM]

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Also Anakin builds a full, huge, working podracer (and a droid) out of 'spare parts'...... My ass!!!

If Watto's so greedy he'd notice any pieces going missing, no matter how small - and it's not like the podracer is exactly small. My guess is that Watto knew Anakin was taking parts and building it and just pretended not to notice so that Anakin could feel like he was accomplishing something alone - let him be independent. And just coincidentally gave him all sorts of great shit to use:

'NYYYYYYYUUUUUU! Ani! Take these useless podracer parts to be scrapped! They're worthless to me!'

And stupid 10-yr-old boy brain is all like 'Stupid old Watto, these parts work just fine'.

Watto basically is Anakins foster father. Pretending to be an asshole so Anakin starts being more and more independant with time. While Qui-Gon keeps holding his hand like he cannot do shit on his own. Destroyed the Trade Federation Droid Control Ship on his own while all the trained pilots got fried! And Yoda obviously does not want a Jedi equally as powerful as him, so he refused to let Qui-Gon officially train him. Which ultimately was a good call since that made Anakin turn to the only true side - the Dark Side. Where he by the way saved a poor old man from that black bully "Mace".

But anyway, point is that Watto is the nicest individual that happens to be in Star Wars.

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Ikr! I mean, if you were a nice guy like Watto, who was going to free the slave boy when he was ready to take over the business, who looked after his mother and nurtured his talents... how would you feel if a big hairy stranger with an african slave stereotype and presumably a femal slave handmaiden turned up asking to buy your boy off you? After trying to force you to take his fake money, then abusing your gambling problem?

We need a film from Watto's point of view!

Let's do it!

[Harpag]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRQyS_8sShw 

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Star Wars from Watto's Point of View!!!

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''NYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUH! Welcome to my movie! Please enjoy this heartwarming family adventure with me, my adopted son Anakin, and his lovely mother - and our small independent family store''


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*Hmm... how can I make this loser take my worthless republic money and give me all his shit... Including that sweet aryan slave boy*


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''NYYUUUUUUUUUUU! I have a serious gambling problem, I've managed to go 2 weeks without gambling so please don't take advantage of that...''


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''NYYUUU!!! You took everything! I'm ruined!!!! At least promise me you'll raise the boy right!''

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The end.

Let's not forget HOW Qui-Gon managed to make Watto give him Anakin. It is not like he did it the honest way. He manipulated the dices which were to determinte whether he will get Anakin or Shmi.
Surely if he would have freed Shmi rather than Anakin, she would still be alive, Anakin would own Watto's junkyard, would have never killed all the Padawans, not turned into Darth Vader, not killed Padme who would also be alive, Luke would have never been born (Let's face it, he is a mummy's boy, cannot get shit done, just by luck destroyed the Death Star and in the end it was Anakin who killed the Emperor, not Luke)
So Qui-Gon actually empowered the Dark Side, without him it would have been only the Emperor, and Mace Windu would have killed him in his office.

Obviously it was Anakin who destroyed the Droid Control Ship, but I like the Trade Federation better than the stupid Gungans anyway

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTzG9J1CB10

Huge load of Jedi Propaganda. Watto was not even mentioned really.

[Osiris]

The truth is out there boys

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[phnxhdsn]

Why so much analysis on a shit film? 

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Why so much analysis on a shit film? 

Go back to EU you scummy piece of shit.

Sincerely, Watto