BLM sends NA ARMY to investigate oil under Nova Burglen and Nova Chide

[Jeade]

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Edit: wurd spellinz

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Fief Information-

Chide:

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• Prosperity: 314
• Goods Price: 5
• Tax: 5%
• Open trade

Weapons, Armor, Horses, etc. for sale:

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• +0, 35% discount Rouncey

Burglen:

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• Prosperity: 206
• Goods Price: 8
• Tax: 6%
• Open trade

Weapons, Armor, Horses, etc. for sale:

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• +1 Padded Heraldic Tabard

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• +1, 5% discount Leather Warrior Cap

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• +0 Leather Boots

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• +1, 15% discount Nordic Short War Sword

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• +0, 20% discount Plain Round Shield
• +0 Round Shield

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• +0, 15% discount War Darts

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• 10% discount Wooden Ladder
• 10% discount Medium Wooden Ladder
• 10% discount Siege Ladder
• 10% discount Siege Shield
• 10% discount Wooden Stakes
• 25% discount Construction Material
• 30% discount Construction Site

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• +2, 15% discount Bow
• +0 Arrows
• +0, 15% discount Barbed Arrows

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• +2, 25% discount Heavy Crossbow
• +0 Bolts
• +0, 15% discount Steel Bolts

Kelredan Castle:

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• Prosperity: 20
• Goods Price: 23
• Tax: 7%
• Open trade

Weapons, Armor, Horses, etc. for sale:

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• +2, 30% discount Byrnja

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• +0, 25% discount Nordic Footman Helmet

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• +3, 25% discount Mail Mittens

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• +0, 5% discount Rus Cavalry Boots

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• +2, 15% discount Maul

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• +0 Pitchfork
• +0 Battle Fork
• +0 Forklift

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• +0, 25% discount Round Shield

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• +0, 20% discount Francisca

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• +0, 15% discount Nomad Bow

[Warborn304]

I'm proud of you.

[Artyem]

I wish I could +1 this more than once.

[KaMiKaZe_JoE]

I wish I could +1 this more than once.

I was gonna say the exact same thing.

[protox2k]

My mom warned me about being on the internet too long


she was right 

[Lemon]

If you -1 it first, and then +1... you +2 it!

[protox2k]

If you -1 it first, and then +1... you +2 it!

OH GREAT LEMON NEVER STOP TALKING

ONLY WISDOM CUMS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!

[GandalfJr]

Our oil has some pretty nasty shit in it.

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Literately it has shit in it.

[Sir_Wonka]

Good thing the good ole USA came in to help.  Although we are drowning in oil at Ibiran. We have seen some prospectors around here stickin their dicks in the oil. We must have alot of oil because their dicks can't even reach the bottom.  In short: sloths don't give a shit about strat anymore. Come and take ibiran from us before we hand it to someone else troops n all... Sloths are hereby known as Members of the Kesh Fan Club (KFC) in strat.

[StonedSteel]

Good thing the good ole USA came in to help.  Although we are drowning in oil at Ibiran. We have seen some prospectors around here stickin their dicks in the oil. We must have alot of oil because their dicks can't even reach the bottom.  In short: sloths don't give a shit about strat anymore. Come and take ibiran from us before we hand it to someone else troops n all... Sloths are hereby known as Members of the Kesh Fan Club (KFC) in strat.

ROFL

thats it, im renaming my clan KFC in honor of the great one

[Artyem]

The soil samples from Nova Chide are stilled being processed in the lab, results should arrive soon.

[Sir_Wonka]

I wish I could +1 this more than once.

Might be a bit of feces in it.

[BoneSaw]

Thought this was the Drudge report for a moment! Great work Jeade

[Tojo]

The soil samples from Nova Chide are stilled being processed in the lab, results should arrive soon.

Arty you need to mirror your profile pick so he looks like he says your posts.

Nice work Jeade +1's all around. I hope more people put this effort into their Diplomacy Posts, really good stuff.

[Jeade]

Nice work Jeade +1's all around. I hope more people put this effort into their Diplomacy Posts, really good stuff.

Hey, thanks man! Anything for a good laugh.