Author Topic: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre  (Read 7571 times)

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THE PROPHET HATH SPOKEN
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When I left gforce mafia, I took a stack of papers with me on the way out of the office. I just felt like stealing something for the sake of it. Turns out it was these posters that are now missing from all of the Department of Special Education classrooms... Explains a lot, doesn't it?

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irl something shorted on the shuttle and laika overheated and died within a few hours of liftoff and for a brief while one could look up to the stars and see a light shooting across the sky that was actually a warm dog corpse slingshoting about the earth at thousands of miles per hour which was arguably humanity's greatest achievement so far

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This sneak attack by Kingdom of Acre, breaking our Mutual Trading and Friendship pact, has blindsided me. I was the one telling everyone that no, Acre isn't going to be the Autist Megafaction Supreme FCC 4.0 this round like everyone was claiming.. that they were my friends. Now that Acre is abusing nighttime and obviously getting ready to item bomb our peaceful traders before more follow up 4 AM attacks, I just don't know what to say.

I feel like I was just elected Lord Commander of the Strats Watch after successfully defending the desert at the season finale despite being the lowborn bastard that I, Smoothrich, am, then was betrayed by my sworn Acre Brothers and stabbed to death as a cliffhanger for next round.

i SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

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I'd like to point out that, I was bored.. because this game is boring. I have like no gold atm and figured it should be fun to attack something. The guy I attacked was the closest thing to me... No one told me to attack anyone, I find it funny that this thread has 4 pages on it and you guys are being spergs. I have troops and gear and stuff might as well use them... started a war? Someone has to.


this game sucks.
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I'd like to point out that, I was bored.. because this game is boring. I have like no gold atm and figured it should be fun to attack something. The guy I attacked was the closest thing to me... No one told me to attack anyone, I find it funny that this thread has 4 pages on it and you guys are being spergs. I have troops and gear and stuff might as well use them... started a war? Someone has to.


this game sucks.

damn, alright. i aint even mad.
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I'd like to point out that, I was bored.. because this game is boring. I have like no gold atm and figured it should be fun to attack something. The guy I attacked was the closest thing to me... No one told me to attack anyone, I find it funny that this thread has 4 pages on it and you guys are being spergs. I have troops and gear and stuff might as well use them... started a war? Someone has to.


this game sucks.

You mistake roleplaying and actually playing this game for sperging out. Wait a minute...
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Just because I'm making attempts not to be offensive doesn't mean I can't still troll you people with hyperbolic parodies of personality. Now it's just more subtle, gentle... more refined, and perhaps even family friendly. In order to demonstrate what I mean I have developed this graphic to explain myself.

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there is so much aids in this thread

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I'd like to point out that, I was bored.. because this game is boring. I have like no gold atm and figured it should be fun to attack something. The guy I attacked was the closest thing to me... No one told me to attack anyone, I find it funny that this thread has 4 pages on it and you guys are being spergs. I have troops and gear and stuff might as well use them... started a war? Someone has to.


this game sucks.

I didn't type up that stupid fucking story for nothing. You were commanded by your leaders to attack the largest acre caravan in sight, thus starting the war. That's what happened.
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I didn't type up that stupid fucking story for nothing. You were commanded by your leaders to attack the largest acre caravan in sight, thus starting the war. That's what happened.

I +1 your post so you wouldn't be at exactly 300 anymore because it bothered me. I think reading this thread gave me a couple mental disorders.
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I'd like to point out that, I was bored.. because this game is boring. I have like no gold atm and figured it should be fun to attack something. The guy I attacked was the closest thing to me... No one told me to attack anyone, I find it funny that this thread has 4 pages on it and you guys are being spergs. I have troops and gear and stuff might as well use them... started a war? Someone has to.


this game sucks.

Gotta admit, this post made my day.
I REMEMBER PLAYING IN RAIN
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I think the one thing we can learn from this strat is that quantity > quality.
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I think the one thing we can learn from this strat is that quantity > quality.

I think it had more to do with only 43 mercs being hired on an attacking army side so couldnt use tickets up - actually did better than 1 to 1 as attackers with that shitty map for defenders.
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I wish the roster had been full on both sides, but it was better than AI city defenses so far. Acre has some new players who have never participated in strat before, so anything that isn't a 10 minute flag cap is nice to encourage them to sign up.
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irl something shorted on the shuttle and laika overheated and died within a few hours of liftoff and for a brief while one could look up to the stars and see a light shooting across the sky that was actually a warm dog corpse slingshoting about the earth at thousands of miles per hour which was arguably humanity's greatest achievement so far

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I think it had more to do with only 43 mercs being hired on an attacking army side so couldnt use tickets up - actually did better than 1 to 1 as attackers with that shitty map for defenders.


yeah those invisible walls the archers were using were a pain and made things much harder for us archers on the defending side. :P
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