The 30 Best Ways to Improve Melee: BattleGrounds

[Kafein]

#1 way to make Melee better than Warband: Real numbers. Real numbers, everywhere.

"My weapon does 2.8910699e+16 cut damage!"

[//saxon]

fucking hell corsair  when you suggested some of these in teamspeak to me and gurnisson i never knew you would make a thread about it

you never fail to make me laugh mate 

[Radament]

add goats , yes but fuckable goats so when you die you can play with them in a restricted area but in private cabins (obtainable on marketplace) so anyone can't see which type goat you are humping.
don't make this a minigame , just a separate area in EU_1 , like an happy island where all the deads can enjoy the rest of the round.

oh i forgot to say , if you have a masterwork goat it gives you 75% morale for the next round , +2 gives 50% , +1 25% , no goat gives you depression debuff.

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ohhh and another feature i want , Titanfall have the "catch the fugitive" mode when you won the round , instead i want the "GIVE THEM RUN" on Battleground where an ivani4 face pop out the map , lighting turn red and we have a screaming people background sound to make it realistic. If you kill the fugitives you will have an additional buff "Berseker Rage" for the next map , like +25% attack speed , run speed and extreme gore activated.

[Corsair831]

add goats , yes but fuckable goats so when you die you can play with them in a restricted area but in private cabins (obtainable on marketplace) so anyone can't see which type goat you are humping.
don't make this a minigame , just a separate area in EU_1 , like an happy island where all the deads can enjoy the rest of the round.

oh i forgot to say , if you have a masterwork goat it gives you 75% morale for the next round , +2 gives 50% , +1 25% , no goat gives you depression debuff.

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ohhh and another feature i want , Titanfall have the "catch the fugitive" mode when you won the round , instead i want the "GIVE THEM RUN" on Battleground where an ivani4 face pop out the map , lighting turn red and we have a screaming people background sound to make it realistic. If you kill the fugitives you will have an additional buff "Berseker Rage" for the next map , like +25% attack speed , run speed and extreme gore activated.

you ... are a fucking genius.

[Thranduil]

TL;DR, I can only approve. 







Seriously though, there are a few interesting ideas in there.  1, 13, 18 (but only Commanders can duel), 22 (but only in the sense of a parrying dagger).

[darmaster]

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That goat has either seen the devil or become baphomet

[Life]

please actually create an effective "assassin" role, poison dagger that cripples your opponent (causes the opponent to become drastically slower, maybe affect their swings / blocks to become slower, not everyone should be able to carry a poison dagger, make it so it fills up every weapon slot, the dagger should do substantially more damage when striking a target from behind.

-if the execution style thing is implemented, make it so an option comes up to execute when standing behind someone while wielding the dagger to slice their throat

[LordBerenger]

twenty eighth replace the flags system with mongolians. instead of at the end of the round there being a flag system so everyone has to fight over that, hundreds of mongolian bots on horses should invade shooting arrows and lancing and stuff, so that the last person left alive wins the round, and the other guys die

Cuz why dafuq not

[Tore]

please actually create an effective "assassin" role, poison dagger that cripples your opponent (causes the opponent to become drastically slower, maybe affect their swings / blocks to become slower, not everyone should be able to carry a poison dagger, make it so it fills up every weapon slot, the dagger should do substantially more damage when striking a target from behind.

-if the execution style thing is implemented, make it so an option comes up to execute when standing behind someone while wielding the dagger to slice their throat

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

[Clockworkkiller]

Don't forget, add firearms!

[FleetFox]

Absolutely Brilliant. 

[TheAppleSauceMan]

I thought you were serious up till' 14 and 15. I was facepalming pretty hard. Relieved to see I was wrong lol.

[Rico]

Renown on opening post tells: Most of the community have humor

[FRANK_THE_TANK]

Would read again.

[dynamike]

where all the deads can enjoy the rest of the round.

Wait, this is actually a worthwhile point to look at!

Currently one of the biggest drawbacks to battle is the idle sitting around when you are dead until the round ends. What would be fun is to have something (optional) to do for the dead people, which does not interrupt gameplay for the people that are still alive. What comes to mind:

- Betting: the option to bet some (limited amount of) gold on whoever team you think will win; odds (# of players alive per team / average score etc.) affects the gold gain for the bets. Could even think of special bets with higher stakes on individual player's performance. Would also help keeping dead players interested in the current ongoing battle.

- Dueling: chance to duel other dead players while the round lasts. Duels will end as soon as a new battle round starts. Would achieve the opposite as above and take dead players' attention away from the current ongoing round.

Just some ideas for now... 


@ OP: hilarious, thanks for the laugh