Suggest "Title of Nobility" titles

[WITCHCRAFT]

No, I have no say in what gets picked for the auctions that give you a custom title. I'm just tired of the crappy ones that have been appearing lately. I think we just had back-to-back "[name], the venomous defender of the flag" and "[name], the drunken defender of the flag." I can't be the only one who wants better titles to appear in the auctions. Try to keep it realistic. I'd totally bid on "[name], the idiot bitch fucker" but I'd rather see what everyone thinks is a fitting title for CRPG characters. Here's a few to get things rolling:

[name], the pretender to the throne
[name], slayer of hundreds
[name], keeper of the covenant
[name], defender of the faith
[name], the artful dodger
[name], hoplite of the first legion
[name], the highwayman

[Thranduil]

[name], the maiden's shield
[name], wielder of the flame of honor (Arnor)
[name], the twilight assassin

[Horns_Archive]

[name], valiant wielder of the pork sword

[SMEGMAR]

[Name], the insatiable poop gobbler.
[Name], the fecal diplomat.
[Name], the gay farting poop.
[Name], the unscrupulous diarrhea machine.
[Name], the vengeful son of Peter Pantload.
[Name], the passionate clown.
[Sparvico][Name], the ardent defender of white guilt.

[Johammeth]

[name], The person who just killed me and therefore plays an OP class.

[Vibe]

[name], nerf archers

[BlueKnight]

[name], the minotaur

[Kadeth]

[name], the incredibly skilful
[name], the unchallenged battler
[name], the dominant winner

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[jack786]

[name], NordSaxon

[dreadnok]

[name], the maiden's shield
[name], wielder of the flame of honor (Arnor)
[name], the twilight assassin

Gay

[dreadnok]

[Name], the insatiable poop gobbler.
[Name], the fecal diplomat.
[Name], the gay farting poop.
[Name], the unscrupulous diarrhea machine.
[Name], the vengeful son of Peter Pantload.
[Name], the passionate clown.
[Sparvico][Name], the ardent defender of white guilt.

Hahahaha sparvico didn't like it

[CrazyCracka420]

, the guy with too much money
, the person who leeched and can afford to throw money away
, the person who should be using better equipment in game
, the leeching leecher who should stop leeching

[San]

[name], the devourer of tears
[name], hate absorber of the forest
[name], chaos bringer of night, rain, and fog
[name], native of Kyewkyew Island

[MURDERTRON]

Murdertron, slayer of witches.

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To be fair, titles are generated and harald did accept some ideas for titles (though not publicly) way back (hehe). If this gets anywhere, might be a good idea to bring it to harald's attention.