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Offline Flancan

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The Leprechaun
« on: March 19, 2014, 05:52:19 am »
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The Leprechaun
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A Leprechaun is a type of "fairy" in Calradian folklore, usually taking on the form of a old man transgender (black or white, or whatever), clad in a red or green coat lederhosen, who enjoys partaking in mischief gangbangs. Like other fairy creatures from Calradia, Leprechauns have been linked to the Godfather(1). The Leprechauns spend all their time busily making shoes money selling dope for the Godfather, and store away all their coins big wads of cash in a hidden pot of gold at the end of the rainbow stash in New Unriya. If ever captured by human law enforcement, the Leprechaun has the magical power to grant three wishes immense bribes in the forms of Leprechaun Women and beer, in exchange for their release. Popular depiction shows the Leprechaun as being no taller than a small child a midget Hospitaller, with a beard and green felt hat, and carrying around a hammer and beer. Legend says these small creatures mafioso hail from the GFORCE desert.

(1) Godfather: All powerful ruler of GFORCE. Controls all of Calradia's mafioso and drug trade.

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Re: The Leprechaun
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2014, 09:46:02 am »
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it´s not a fairy tale here, it´s a way of life
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we also fight in them, with musical support
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for every beaten enemy, we rip off one of his ballsack-hairs and put it onto our hats. This guy here is a mighty warrior
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Re: The Leprechaun
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2014, 09:50:30 am »
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I had to perform the schuhplattler infront of president Bush sr in that thing,  qq
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