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Re: The Caddy
« Reply #30 on: March 17, 2014, 07:17:48 pm »
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More like the my old friendgy
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Re: The Caddy
« Reply #31 on: March 17, 2014, 11:54:45 pm »
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I would like to sign up to be a caddy.
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Re: The Caddy
« Reply #32 on: March 18, 2014, 12:06:54 am »
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This is very low class dread. I will not be associated with you scum.
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Re: The Caddy
« Reply #33 on: March 18, 2014, 12:21:39 am »
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post updated ;D
Lemon Luther King JR, has a dream, where all trolls are treated with fairness and equality. Lemon's want to be able to vote, and ride in the front of the bus, and drink from the same fountain that we do. Please right this inequality

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Re: The Caddy
« Reply #34 on: March 18, 2014, 12:45:13 am »
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I think Lemon wants to compete with me as a Caddy.  8-)

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I would like to sign up to be a caddy.
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Re: The Caddy
« Reply #35 on: March 18, 2014, 12:46:42 am »
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Greetings, I was wondering what should a aspiring female Caddy such as myself should wear? Is wearing the traditional Leiderhosen acceptable for females while Caddying, or should I be wearing a dress?

This is my first job as a Caddy I want to impress my employer as much as possible.

~Caddy_RoofMonkey
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Re: The Caddy
« Reply #36 on: March 18, 2014, 12:52:08 am »
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I think I have to, so I think you have to as well.  :) Hello new friend

Greetings, I was wondering what should a aspiring female Caddy such as myself should wear? Is wearing the traditional Leiderhosen acceptable for females while Caddying, or should I be wearing a dress?

This is my first job as a Caddy I want to impress my employer as much as possible.

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Re: The Caddy
« Reply #37 on: March 18, 2014, 04:41:41 am »
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It is up to the Caddy what they wish to wear. Lederhosen offer great mobility, while dresses are good for distracting men. If you are a lesbian, go with Lederhosen.

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Re: The Caddy
« Reply #38 on: March 18, 2014, 10:56:57 am »
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Some questions I have considering my caddy

What if I have a bad caddy experience? Where do I report it to
If I have a good caddy experience is it proper to tip the caddy?
Can I become a caddy when I have a caddy?
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Re: The Caddy
« Reply #39 on: March 18, 2014, 05:04:57 pm »
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Some questions I have considering my caddy

What if I have a bad caddy experience? Where do I report it to
If I have a good caddy experience is it proper to tip the caddy?
Can I become a caddy when I have a caddy?
If you have a deficient caddy you are not disciplining him well enough.
It is very proper to tip the Caddy.
If you have a Caddy character, you are already a Caddy.

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Re: The Caddy
« Reply #40 on: March 19, 2014, 01:38:24 pm »
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More like the cunty
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Re: The Caddy
« Reply #41 on: March 19, 2014, 02:22:47 pm »
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More like the my old friendgy

More like the cunty

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Re: The Caddy
« Reply #42 on: March 19, 2014, 03:52:27 pm »
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That's good right?
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Re: The Caddy
« Reply #43 on: March 19, 2014, 04:05:15 pm »
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Can't stop laughing Dread. Been literally like that guy in the picture for a while, chuckling endlessly at your thread poking :D

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Re: The Caddy
« Reply #44 on: March 19, 2014, 04:50:56 pm »
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Hilarious.

Caddies, very sportsmanlike conduct.  Great show of personal sacrifice and good humor.
I award caddies 100 points.

Dread, excellent wordplay and great display of clever ridicule. 
I award griffondor 200 points.