Learn Crpg, get drunk, and have a fun time! (with astralis)

[Soldier_of_God]

Ok, so perhaps you're new, and maybe you don't know what the hell you're doing, but you know you wanna hang out and have a blast?
WELL THEN SIR/MADAME ASTRALIS IS HERE FOR YOU!

Requirements? Not really. we do have some basic rules...

Two basic rules we keep by:
- We're not weeaboos. Don't go samurai or ninja on us. (suggested western attire. definitely no samurais with greathealms and boards shields mkay?)
- We prefer to play in a gentlemanly manner. Don't be a crushthrough douche.
- (unofficial) In fact, don't be a douche at all. oh and if you're a little kid, go watch Cailou. -Edwardism

If you find yourself in need of contacting someone in this clan you have several options. A good first start would be to read and like our clan thread, and maybe introduce yourself.

http://forum.melee.org/faction-halls/astralis-%28na%29/

(click to show/hide)

1. You can add Owachi (SittingBull) on steam. (The most efficient form of contact)
2. You can message me, or any of the members listed under Guardians in our roster on the forums.
3. You can hop on our TeamSpeak at 173.254.41.101. Message someone letting us know you're there, and we'll talk.

There's no pressure to join, just hang out and if you like it, slap on our banner. its that simple. Also, we are friendly and willing to help you, with one on one training in
-Archery
-Horse Lancer
-1h Horse
-1h Foot
-2h Foot
-Polearm
-Horse Archery

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P.S

you're probably wondering why there is a pot of chili. Come to teamspeak for the story...

[//saxon]

[the real god emperor]

Suddenly , I decided that I don't like chili.

[Earthdforce]

Two basic rules we keep by:
- We're not weeaboos. Don't go samurai or ninja on us.

What if you're like me? Not just a spamurai....but a weeabot! Are my kind welcome?

[Dexxtaa]

Glad to see others interested in player retention, too! Hope you guys successful, too!

[Soldier_of_God]

What if you're like me? Not just a spamurai....but a weeabot! Are my kind welcome?

aww hell you're a weaboo neckbeard, but i love you anyway~ <3

to those who have samurai stuff, dont sweat it, its a largely abolished rule, but if you dress in hoes, light armor, a knight helm, and a board shield, we'll probably give you some money and tell you to get real armor. mkay? good, glad thats out of the way.

Glad to see others interested in player retention, too! Hope you guys successful, too!

Best of luck to you as well, we are trying to get all the cool kids and partyholics in one room to discuss various dystopian themes and lots of alchohol. if you like the hangover movies you'll like our TS. nuff said.

[Soldier_of_God]

Bump

[Wesleysnipes]

Oh wow, didn't realize how many people do get drunk in your ts. Lol I heard about it, but, didn't think it was that popular.

[Soldier_of_God]

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Because of the overstock of beer, many innocent and delicious beers were offhandedly annihilated. you know why that happened?

YOU. if you would have just bought some beer, there wouldnt be overstock.

Thats right, YOU read this thread and decided "i'm too cool for booze".

get a kilt and go free balling to your nearest liquor store, then join our ts. your beer will thank you

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[WITCHCRAFT]

Even if you aren't affiliated with Astralis, it's worth joining their TS. A lot of the CRPG teamspeak servers I visited in the past have become vacant, but on a good night Astralis is bustling with activity and everyone is there to have a good time.

[agile]

Luk blows

[Soldier_of_God]

Initiation video for all new potentiates. if you laugh, you lose!

[Soldier_of_God]

OH CAMAN people, you know you wanna join.

[HarryCrumb]

drunk raven TS is the up and cummibg hot spots for any and all ladies

~realit

[Soldier_of_God]

let me know ill get smashed and pop on in