WoM/Astralis War - The Grandmaster's Narrow Escape from the Astralis Barbarians

[Relit]

Poor Sandy, he is a good man.. If only he could have avoided the stupidity and flaming that Daruvian brought anywhere he went you might have had it better. To be honest, Daruvian is the reason for your blight. I'd explain why in rather flavorful fashion but I think your powers of deduction can fill in the blanks for you. I tip my hat to you sir, if only you were able to listen to real truth (me) you could have avoided wasting time here in the forums. See you soon.

As a outsider who has been repeatedly on the receiving end of Daruvian's nonsense I can tell you this: Anything he says is not to be taken seriously. Especially the insults. How can anybody actually get mad about being called something from him? He uses such excellent prose and descriptors, its like reading a work of art (of shittalking). I laugh at his insults to myself and others and always wondered why people get so upset at him when he is obviously doing this for laughs and not to be mean-spirited.

That people even think hes being serious is the funniest part of all.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

aw you're so sweet babe

[HardRice]

This post was not and is not about Frisia and I'd like to keep it that way.

This post is about how masculine and handsome we all think Dalfador is, so let me just say, damn Dalfador you're pretty fuckin masculine and handsome.

[HappyPhantom]

...  how a handful of Elf dork lords battled ...

<3

[SittingBull]

Why would one attack without an advantage? 

We like to fight things.

[dreadnok]

As a outsider who has been repeatedly on the receiving end of Daruvian's nonsense I can tell you this: Anything he says is not to be taken seriously. Especially the insults. How can anybody actually get mad about being called something from him? He uses such excellent prose and descriptors, its like reading a work of art (of shittalking). I laugh at his insults to myself and others and always wondered why people get so upset at him when he is obviously doing this for laughs and not to be mean-spirited.

That people even think hes being serious is the funniest part of all.

He's fucking brilliant

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Was that battle actually fun to anyone?

[Artyem]

Was that battle actually fun to anyone?

Yeah, it was a super impressive underdog victory for the AoW / WoN party.

[Sandersson Jankins]

I'd rather get shit on by a 10+ merc advantage in melee rather than by archers. The former was the case, so at least there's that.

It's sort of like having the "best" kind of cancer.

Actually, I'd like to request (not like I can make demands of how you live your vidja game life or anything) that unless the battle is an interception or something, they take place later in the day. Getting shit on isn't fun, but its much more fun if both sides can get 51 mercs. 8-10 PM EST is ideal since it is unlikely that there will be more than 1 significant battle in a day.

I can't force anyone to do anything though; we'll consistently have fewer mercs earlier in the day than later. It's wise to initiate battles earlier against us if winning is the sole objective, but it has been less fun for me to win in the past with a large merc advantage. When we were fighting Hospitaller last strat and we were up 8 or more mercs every battle it did get boring very quickly.

[Wesleysnipes]

Its gay. But, Strat Tactics.

[Sandersson Jankins]

Its gay. But, Strat Tactics.

I don't blame you, you do what you gotta do. Still, it didn't kill me to ask.

[Wesleysnipes]

Oh sorry you added those extra two paragraphs after my post. But generally we prefer later battles as well. I apologize for that Sandy.

[Lethwin Far Seeker]

Yeah regardless of who has some EU mercs early battles are a pain for everyone.  I didn't make the Ismirala attack and was late for the attack on Fenada.  With limited gold for upkeep though and risk of being intercepted sometimes one has to just attack when they can.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

why cant we just solve our differences, guys?

[Taser]

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