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Damn you stray horse

Arabian horse
4 (4.7%)
Sumpter horse
13 (15.1%)
Destrier horse
24 (27.9%)
Plated elephant
45 (52.3%)

Total Members Voted: 86

Voting closed: June 15, 2014, 01:13:51 pm

Author Topic: The conclusion of well behaved horses on the battlefield  (Read 1705 times)

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The conclusion of well behaved horses on the battlefield
« on: March 07, 2014, 12:12:40 pm »
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Stray horses bumping me down making me easy pick-off should all die because their master is dead and they have nothing more to live for.
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Re: The conclusion of well behaved horses on the battlefield
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2014, 12:55:01 pm »
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Re: The conclusion of well behaved horses on the battlefield
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2014, 12:59:59 pm »
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got killed by a stray Destrier once, I hod it against his whole race to this day.

voted Destrier!

or was it Rouncey

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And now he can't play because of "common sense" and he doesn't understand how this common sense works
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Re: The conclusion of well behaved horses on the battlefield
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2014, 11:04:25 pm »
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The most rage inducing knockdown trick in the book, position opponent between you and horse, whistle. Then use second best trick. Slash while opponents on ground, kick, slash again. Wooo!

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Re: The conclusion of well behaved horses on the battlefield
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2014, 11:28:54 pm »
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I firmly disagree. The horse is not an extension of the rider, nor does it belong to it. Horse is a seperate entity, just like a weapon, that may be looted by whoever finds it.
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Re: The conclusion of well behaved horses on the battlefield
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2014, 11:35:30 pm »
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If you get kapikulued by a stray horse, can you get it banned ?

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Re: The conclusion of well behaved horses on the battlefield
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2014, 11:47:01 pm »
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If you get kapikulued by a stray horse, can you get it banned ?
Only if it insulted you in Turkish
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Re: The conclusion of well behaved horses on the battlefield
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2014, 11:50:49 pm »
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If you get kapikulued by a stray horse, can you get it banned ?
Kick vote a horse. I like this! haha

Hmmhmmm .... Actually, I like being able to steal a horse when I have riding skill. It's a lot cheaper than bringing my own! I just keep a policy of:

If it has 6 legs, kill it quick. If it has 4 legs, kill it faster, unless you can ride it.
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Re: The conclusion of well behaved horses on the battlefield
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2014, 02:41:24 am »
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Best kill ever;

Got shot off the horse, horse ran the guy down and killed him. Huzza.
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Re: The conclusion of well behaved horses on the battlefield
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2014, 04:26:04 am »
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Re: The conclusion of well behaved horses on the battlefield
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2014, 12:52:42 am »
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Re: The conclusion of well behaved horses on the battlefield
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2014, 01:25:29 am »
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On second thought, let's keep the asshole horses. I'd rather not have this in game.
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Re: The conclusion of well behaved horses on the battlefield
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2014, 03:14:21 am »
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got killed by a stray Destrier once, I hod it against his whole race to this day.

My count:
2x Destrier
1x Elephant
1x Steppe Horse
1x War Horse
1x Donkey

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Re: The conclusion of well behaved horses on the battlefield
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2014, 02:49:47 pm »
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I firmly disagree. The horse is not an extension of the rider, nor does it belong to it. Horse is a seperate entity, just like a weapon, that may be looted by whoever finds it.

Except when someone sits on it. Then it becomes a mind slave willing to gallop full speed into a wall without even a hint of worry about its well being.