The GOBBLIN Empire Announces New Mega-Alliance

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Hi Kesh fuck you, bet you thought there'd be something in here that you could shitpost about.

[Keshian]

Hi Kesh fuck you, bet you thought there'd be something in here that you could shitpost about.

Lol, don't worry you posting is shitpost enough. 

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

The amount of time between me making this thread and you responding to it was ten minutes.

Ten minutes.

Jesus christ.

[Keshian]

lol, i just got home 10 minutes ago - no need to obsess.  Was gone most of the afternoon on a date and have to go dogsit/housesit tonight so i'm sorry i wont be around for you to  obsess over. 

though funny thing - you responded within 2 minutes?  Seeing the needle in your neighbor's eye while ignoring the redwood tree in your own.

Honestly man, just go attack me already since you obviously dont plan to fight anyone your own faction's size. Hint - I'm en route to EU right now - follow me if you dare.  I'l even play the benny hill music myself.

[Goretooth]

The amount of time between me making this thread and you responding to it was ten minutes.

Ten minutes.

Jesus christ.

Aye you made a thread just to troll him? Jesus Christ unplug for a few hours.

[MURDERTRON]

Kesh, you should watch the movie Temple Grandin.  With Claire Danes.

[Chosen1]

Aye you made a thread just to troll him? Jesus Christ unplug for a few hours.

Says someone who calls himself goretooth in a video game, lol.

[Jack1]

this thread describes strat 5 pretty well so far.

[Novamere]

Daruvian what did kesh do to you to make you this mad and upset?

[BaleOhay]

daddy issues. He acts out because he wants kesh to appreciate him more

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Eh, he just shitposts saying things nobody wants to hear in nearly all of my threads. It gets old after time.

[Novamere]

Eh, he just shitposts saying things nobody wants to hear in nearly all of my threads. It gets old after time.

So your choice is to troll him and do the same thing....................

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I like you daruvian and i like u kesh but forum drama and trolling really? Think before you post it may sound good to you but think of how other people view what you do and say. I feel you let me down on this post =/

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Let you down on a 10 second post on an internet gaming forum? Exactly what does that even mean?

Anyone who can be "let down" by something like this isn't someone I want to nerd associate with.

#realtalk

By the way I am so furious that I literally scream in Frisian TS3 so loud everyday that people cry and are afraid that I am going to be violent. I scream Keshian's name repeatedly and never stop thinking of him any second that I am on or away from my computer. You know that scene in Billy Madison where Chris Farley is driving the bus? My face looks roughly like that 24/7, especially when I am posting threads like this or saying Kesh is gay in NA_1. You literally cannot begin to comprehend how absolutely furious and anally pained Keshian has made me. I punch walls when I think of him in the morning, pouring milk into my cereal. I think of him when I drive to work imagining crashing my car into his house. I can't even have a good orgasm because his cheeky retard fucking smile pops into my brain right when I go over the edge. Every single post I have made about or towards him has been absolutely authentic vitriol that I cannot hold back. It is pressured through my fingers with wave after crushing tidal wave of unrelenting hot white fury onto my keyboard--I am just a sieve through which all emotions are held back except for unbridled passionate hatred for Keshian. I've gone to my Internet Psychiatrist about this and he has told me that if I can't change my ways I will die of a brain tumor that has developed due to intense cranial pressure that I suffer constantly from which is induced by my eternal hatred of Keshian.

What are you, retarded?

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The above is a work of artistic autistic fiction.

[Keshian]

Let you down on a 10 second post on an internet gaming forum? Exactly what does that even mean?

Anyone who can be "let down" by something like this isn't someone I want to nerd associate with.

#realtalk

By the way I am so furious that I literally scream in Frisian TS3 so loud everyday that people cry and are afraid that I am going to be violent. I scream Keshian's name repeatedly and never stop thinking of him any second that I am on or away from my computer. You know that scene in Billy Madison where Chris Farley is driving the bus? My face looks roughly like that 24/7, especially when I am posting threads like this or saying Kesh is gay in NA_1. You literally cannot begin to comprehend how absolutely furious and anally pained Keshian has made me. I punch walls when I think of him in the morning, pouring milk into my cereal. I think of him when I drive to work imagining crashing my car into his house. I can't even have a good orgasm because his cheeky retard fucking smile pops into my brain right when I go over the edge. Every single post I have made about or towards him has been absolutely authentic vitriol that I cannot hold back. It is pressured through my fingers with wave after crushing tidal wave of unrelenting hot white fury onto my keyboard--I am just a sieve through which all emotions are held back except for unbridled passionate hatred for Keshian. I've gone to my Internet Psychiatrist about this and he has told me that if I can't change my ways I will die of a brain tumor that has developed due to intense cranial pressure that I suffer constantly from which is induced by my eternal hatred of Keshian.

What are you, retarded?

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The above is a work of artistic autistic fiction.

And I here I thought all those private messages you spent time on to send me were because you loved me. 

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

You mean the one and only private message I have ever sent you? You should copy and paste it here. Please.