The GOBBLIN Empire Announces New KGB Task Force

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

It is with great pride, happiness, and the highest of expectations that I, The GOBBLIN Emperor of chadzia, announce this new multi-factional project of military prowess.

In my great wisdom and foresight I have deemed a new GOBBLIN-led multi-factional task force as part of the GOBBLIN Secret Services (SS), known as the KGB (Kesh Gitin' Brigade) be ordained. This shall be a small, dedicated task force devoted to one goal and one goal only: repeatedly finding Kesh and shitting on him on the Strategus map with resources provided to you by a large multi-factional base. You shall be supplied with troops, silver, equipment, and be guided by the newest GOBBLI-NSA technology and a dense network of spies to find the Keshian where ever he chooses to hide.

Factions who wish to apply to contribute to the KGB, please fill out the following form and reply in the thread:

Faction name:
Faction leader:
Do you think Kesh is a big gay nerd? (y/n):
Why do you want to contribute to this task force?:
Why should you be accepted into this multi-factional coalition?:

Players who wish to apply to be a part of this small task force please fill out the following form and reply in the thread. Please note that only the most elite players with dedication to this cause will be accepted for such a prestigious assignment:

Name:
Faction you belong to:
Do you think Kesh is a big gay nerd? (y/n):
Why do you want to contribute to this task force?:
Why are you qualified to be a member of the task force?:

A roster of the Task Force will be posted after all applications have been reviewed.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

God wills it.

[Goretooth]

God wills it.

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Because I'm just a friendly neighborhood trader that has no intention of taking fiefs or going on some sort of crusade. I plan to do the same thing I did last strat, get 2 MWs for selling my army.

[Tojo]

looks like Kesh's allies are going to have to start an Underground Railroad of sorts. I guess Matey can be Harriet Tubman...

[imisshotmail]

All right now, for all you boppers out there in Strategus, all you clans with an ear for the action, I've been asked to relay a request from the GOBBLIN KING. It's a special for Kesh, that real live wire from FCC, and I do mean Kesh. Here's a hit with him in mind.

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[Rikthor]

+1 for the reference

[Keshian]

Hahahaha this is hilarious!  I love it!  Please waste your time on this!  Classic Daruvian!


P.S. I think I would have been annoyed last strat, but since all I am doing is dicking around this is perfect, since at least it draws some of your attention away from beating up the tiny clans with your big gay alliance and I could care less this strat - just want fun fights instead of everyone giving ai fiefs away for free.

Faction name:  The Super Friends
Faction leader:  Kamikaze_Joe
Do you think Kesh is a big gay nerd? (y/n):  Striving, but nowhere near Daruvian's stature - I mean honestly I couldn't reach the gay nerd level required to waste time on putting something like this together or recording people like those gay nerds did to hospitallers - a whole nother level - bravo!
Why do you want to contribute to this task force?: I feel this would be a good waste of resources and hilarious to boot, plus I have nothing better to do this strategus, just dicking around with friends anyway
Why should you be accepted into this multi-factional coalition?:  Because I know everything Kesh knows - I will be able to find him and his aliases and multi-accounts anywhere.

[Relit]

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Is it sad that I remember the day this came out? I'm getting too old for this shit.

[Matey]

can i have free troops and silver if i sign up? i mean.. im going to use them for my own benefit and not to hunt kesh but can i sign up and get troops anyway?

[loleznub]

Faction name:Hospurglers
Faction leader:Hospurgler_Peppovitch
Do you think Kesh is a big gay nerd? (y/n): No comment
Why do you want to contribute to this task force?: Because I'm an angry, mountain-dew induced nerd that has nothing better to do than no life on strat.
Why should you be accepted into this multi-factional coalition?: Please see above.

[Peppovitch]

Faction name:Hospurglers
Faction leader:Hospurgler_Peppovitch
Do you think Kesh is a big gay nerd? (y/n): No comment
Why do you want to contribute to this task force?: Because I'm an angry, mountain-dew induced nerd that has nothing better to do than no life on strat.
Why should you be accepted into this multi-factional coalition?: Please see above.

Please help us take Dugan, so we can build a proper dungeon to throw this bastard in. Loleznub has been free far too long.

[SP1N]

I now hope Kesh runs around with 1 troop and a courser as you recreate Benny Hill in Strat 5.

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[Chosen1]

Hahahaha this is hilarious!  I love it!  Please waste your time on this!  Classic Daruvian!

P.S. I think I would have been annoyed last strat, but since all I am doing is dicking around this is perfect, since at least it draws some of your attention away from beating up the tiny clans with your big gay alliance and I could care less this strat - just want fun fights instead of everyone giving ai fiefs away for free.

Do you think Kesh is a big gay nerd? (y/n):  Striving, but nowhere near Daruvian's stature - I mean honestly I couldn't reach the gay nerd level required to waste time on putting something like this together or recording people like those gay nerds did to hospitallers - a whole nother level - bravo!

I mean honestly everyone can see that you are upset

[BaleOhay]

I now hope Kesh runs around with 1 troop and a courser as you recreate Benny Hill in Strat 5.

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you are showing your age spin... doubt the kids know who benny hill is without having to look it up

[Sandersson Jankins]

you are showing your age spin... doubt the kids know who benny hill is without having to look it up

I'm only 22 and me and my pops would watch this shit on the SUPER COMPLETE VHS COLLECTION all the time. Fucking Benny Hill, man.

Is it wishful thinking if I can't bring myself to believe that Benny Hill isn't timeless?