my first mobile looks like a fattened calculator
then a 3510i, good old mate
And since today Nokia 6303, best phone I had so far. Never broke, never had a software problem, only had to change the batteries once (some months ago). Abused as a storage device, mp3player, document "scanner" (photo) and shopping list. Also lost it in the snow twice (and accidently found it), lost it in the mud during a festival (and was returned by a chick) and dropped countless times.
Don´t need a smartphone, I´m on the computer every day