Lord Stuttersteppe, Catastrophe of his pants.

[HarryCrumb]

...If someone were to join your TS demanding ridiculous commands is going to be met with some banter...

gobblinking used to come on raven TS threatening us with horse dicks and shit and i can promise you that none of us dared to challenge His Majesty

[HardRice]

gobblinking used to come on raven TS threatening us with horse dicks and shit and i can promise you that none of us dared to challenge His Majesty

Hot.

[Pentecost]

You know, Evil_Eye_Ernie, perhaps you should look in the mirror before you accuse others of talking big without being able to produce results.

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I don't remember your battle performance in the previous round being much better either.

[AluminumMonster]

You know, Evil_Eye_Ernie, perhaps you should look in the mirror before you accuse others of talking big without being able to produce results.

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I don't remember your battle performance in the previous round being much better either.

you should have assorted it based on kills, so he wouldnt even be on the list

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

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I bring a message to Lord Stuttersteppe (also known as Guiseppe for some reason), Catastrophe of his pants.

His Stutterness decides to recant an edited and entirely biased version of events for himself;
however, I do not blame him.  Bandying words with even the skill of a novice squire's sword escapes him.
A full retelling would take many moons and copious amounts of ale to dull the pain of overexposure.


His Stutterness came with his end in sight: leave the unowned desert because he claimed it by right.
Give you boots filled with troops and possibly form an alliance?  Ridiculous!
Dibs?  Hah, my ribs!  They creak with the effort to restrain my laughter.

These matters are best settled faster with a more eloquent recanter.
Words?  Best if you could speak them quickly, before the sleep in my eyes grows thickly.
Ah, war.  If you control the team, then coerce your toys to fulfill your dream.
Calling in favors is a sign of lightness, but now I can tell it bears your uncanny likeness.

Who better to prepare a village of the land?
A man unable to stutter a command or the forces which will give demand?
Without a doubt, it will be those forces who prevail.
The arrows which hail us will shatter and break
because God gives us his manna, our cake.

To you, I end with this one bit,
We do this all in His name because God wills it.

insensitive, classless hospitaller shitbag

[Goretooth]

Posting screenshots and voice recordings of us, holy nerds it's a video game chill out. Here's a tip if you don't want to be made fun of don't post voice recordings of yourself. I mean he posted it to make fun of those recorded and he cry's when he gets made fun of.
I mean it sucks and I don't approve the treatment of making fun of someone in real life but it seemed like it was your intent to do so in posting the video and I don't feel bad for you.

[MURDERTRON]

You know, Evil_Eye_Ernie, perhaps you should look in the mirror before you accuse others of talking big without being able to produce results.

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I don't remember your battle performance in the previous round being much better either.

Hospitaller_Kesh had the best K:D of the bunch.

[Keshian]

Hospitaller_Kesh had the best K:D of the bunch.

Wow you are a tool.  I was in ts but my internet was crashing and the battle was over before I had finished resetting my router.

[MURDERTRON]

Wow you are a tool.  I was in ts but my internet was crashing and the battle was over before I had finished resetting my router.

Kesh, you need to dial it down buddy.  0-0 is a 1-1 ratio, which is better than the rest of Hospitaller.

[Goretooth]

Kesh, you need to dial it down buddy.  0-0 is a 1-1 ratio, which is better than the rest of Hospitaller.

yeah we suck.


Why not post both battles? sorry I lack enough nerd power to do so.