Calling in our Favours...

[Aztek]

I wasn't even aware Hospitallers even cared this much about Strategus still, but I guess this video proves it.

They don't.. they were just having some fun with a youngen who was threatening us with absurd demands. I know it comes off that way in the video, but it was more frustration dealing with silliness. It would be like telling your girlfriend you are just going out for a drink with the boys, and her telling you that your not allowed and need to stay home and rub her feet... eventually you stop being nice to her and tell her your going out regardless and to kiss your ass if she has a problem with it, lol

In that analogy we were told we needed to sleep on the couch, cook dinner, rub her back, feet and armpits, clean the litter and wash the floors all while praising her for being so generous. As far as I understood the conversation, we were willing to do a few of those, but once it went over board our guys said F%!^ it.

Moral of the story... Bi#ches Be Crazy!   

[Bothersome_Aldryk]

You know, Hospies keep claiming that the spergitude is justified by the rest of the discussion, but I don't really feel like sperg of that magnitude would be justifiable by anything but "Hey, please act like a huge fucking sperg for the next hour." See, when most people get "trolled" we don't become huge spergs. It doesn't work that way. You have to already have it inside of you.

[Tagora]

They don't.. they were just having some fun with a youngen who was threatening us with absurd demands. I know it comes off that way in the video, but it was more frustration dealing with silliness. It would be like telling your girlfriend you are just going out for a drink with the boys, and her telling you that your not allowed and need to stay home and rub her feet... eventually you stop being nice to her and tell her your going out regardless and to kiss your ass if she has a problem with it, lol

In that analogy we were told we needed to sleep on the couch, cook dinner, rub her back, feet and armpits, clean the litter and wash the floors all while praising her for being so generous. As far as I understood the conversation, we were willing to do a few of those, but once it went over board our guys said F%!^ it.

Moral of the story... Bi#ches Be Crazy!

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Hey bundle of stickss,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all bundle of stickss who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

[Keshian]

lol, fake pic off the internet and you pick some gay jersey boy with an earring, gold chain, gelled hair and a fake tan? at least pick a picture with a better looking girl that doesn't look like shes one step from being a back-alley hooker giving blowjobs to anyone with a few bucks or a half-pint of vodka.

[KaMiKaZe_JoE]

lol, fake pic off the internet and you pick some gay jersey boy with an earring, gold chain, gelled hair and a fake tan? at least pick a picture with a better looking girl that doesn't look like shes one step from being a back-alley hooker giving blowjobs to anyone with a few bucks or a half-pint of vodka.
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Kesh pls be trolling

[Tanken]

- The more I tried to be clever, the more I learned it was all a Meme, and that I fucked up -

[AluminumMonster]

They don't.. they were just having some fun with a youngen who was threatening us with absurd demands. I know it comes off that way in the video, but it was more frustration dealing with silliness. It would be like telling your girlfriend you are just going out for a drink with the boys, and her telling you that your not allowed and need to stay home and rub her feet... eventually you stop being nice to her and tell her your going out regardless and to kiss your ass if she has a problem with it, lol

In that analogy we were told we needed to sleep on the couch, cook dinner, rub her back, feet and armpits, clean the litter and wash the floors all while praising her for being so generous. As far as I understood the conversation, we were willing to do a few of those, but once it went over board our guys said F%!^ it.

Moral of the story... Bi#ches Be Crazy!

hosp wants to win more than this bitch wants her chicken nuggets

[HarryCrumb]

lol, fake pic off the internet and you pick some gay jersey boy with an earring, gold chain, gelled hair and a fake tan? at least pick a picture with a better looking girl that doesn't look like shes one step from being a back-alley hooker giving blowjobs to anyone with a few bucks or a half-pint of vodka.

who buys pints of vodka?!

[Keshian]

hosp wants to win more than this bitch wants her chicken nuggets

That is some crazy shit!

[Novamere]

lol, fake pic off the internet and you pick some gay jersey boy with an earring, gold chain, gelled hair and a fake tan? at least pick a picture with a better looking girl that doesn't look like shes one step from being a back-alley hooker giving blowjobs to anyone with a few bucks or a half-pint of vodka.

Flawless Victory

[Elindor]

Skimmed entire thread....

....still no clue what's going on in here

[Bronto]

Skimmed entire thread....

....still no clue what's going on in here

TL;DR version:

It's strat 5 and already some nerds got mad at other nerds, so they nerded hard on the internet. Then posted these nerd ramblings in incoherent form to later be deciphered by superior beings. However, being the nerds they are, they don't believe a being in superior intelligence exists because they are the smartest nerds to ever nerd on the internet.

[Elindor]

Thanks Bronto...

[SP1N]

Fuck man i'm jealous, i've always wanted to have my photo taken with an Oompa Loompa

You are clearly like the coolest guy ever

lol, fake pic off the internet and you pick some gay jersey boy with an earring, gold chain, gelled hair and a fake tan? at least pick a picture with a better looking girl that doesn't look like shes one step from being a back-alley hooker giving blowjobs to anyone with a few bucks or a half-pint of vodka.

Not sure if I'm just taking the troll baits here,
but let me reverse google that picture for you...

http://goo.gl/PG32yg

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Also, to keep this Diplomacy related:

- If you "claim" a fief, just take it. If someone else takes it, it's obviously not yours.

ok ty ttyl bb

[Jona]

hosp wants to win more than this bitch wants her chicken nuggets

A) That manager has the perfect voice to be commenting on that scenario.

B) Imagine being that car that pulls up after that lady? "Hi... um... yeah... uh... can I please just have my food and go?"