Hospitaller Territorial Claims: New Uzgha (only)
GayForce Territorial claims: Entire SW desert.
Terms submitted to us: Leave the desert and we will "let you leave," other wise we will wipe you out.
Negotiated counter: We'll keep/take uzgha as a "religious" capital, sign a 6 month NAP, "Demilitarize" the fief and move out of the desert as to defuse Gayforces "Security" concern and provide gayforce with an 800 man army to protect it.
In light of essentially receiving a fuck you ultimatum from gayforce to leave territory no one owned, we felt that even these terms was hosp bending over backward to try and establish good relations in a new unconquered territory.
This deal was eventually refused with a modification that we would have to supply gayforce with 1200 troops "tomorrow?" This was not possible for us as the game has just begun and we did not have 1200 to give.:p
The recording is a classless gesture on the part of gayforce and was highly edited to focus on parts of the conversation after you hear The Gayfather call us a "pewny little clan."
At this point, with the negotiations over, the personal insults/threats were to great to bare and a timeless nerd rage justifiably ensued.
Game on Strat 5
Salute