"BRING IT. ALL DAY LONG, EVERY DAY, THAT'S WHAT WE DO. BRING IT. YOU CAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE."Alright calm down there, Liam Nerdson. I think someone may have taken Kesh's crown of being the hugest sperg in Strategus. These guys are being totally serious and practically saying "what the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? you're fucking dead, kiddo." How awful.
EDIT: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little mafioso? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Hospitaller Sperg Corps, and I’ve been involved in numerous unsuccessful secret raids on clans since Strat 1, and I have over 300 confirmed DTV kills. I am trained in +3 black armor and +3 cataphract warfare and I’m the biggest fucking nerd in the entire NA armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with laserlike autismal focus the likes of which has never been seen before on this Strategus, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of the best Hospitaller players across the NA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Mafia. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can play Strat anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my full set of +3 armor and weapons. Not only am I extensively trained in losing every war we've ever fought, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Hospitaller armory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, mafioso.
