Accepting Peasant assistants with the taking of New Fisdnar, and possibly old Fisdnar.
1. Can you grow hair on your chin? (the neck doesn't count)
2. Has Anders had a hand in you being banned previously?
3. Can you handle frequent drunken beratements? (generally only in the evening)
4. Can you sing whilst playing the guitar in the fashion of a Bard? (while drunk preferred)
5. Yes.