THE GOBBLIN EMPIRE is now accepting 2014 Faculty, Staff & Coaching Applications

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

The following positions need filled:

Assistant Varsity Girls Softball Coach
Kinesiology Teacher
First Year Chemistry Tutor
Secretary of Telling People to Fuck Off
Dean's Assboy
Shekelmaster
Space Jam Coordinator
Dedicated Wrangler of Riran's_Autistic_Son

Please apply with the following format if you want one of the above positions:

Name:
Age:
Does your dad know you're playing video games?:
Position applying for:
Why should I pick you for the job?:

[Zater]

Name: Take your pick you know all my names
Age: 21
Does your dad know you're playing video games?: no
Position applying for: Shekel Master
Why should I pick you for the job?: I am the keeper of the shekels

[Duster]

Officially applying to the position of Dean's Assboy. My qualifications are: having a sweet little goy ass. References: Rubes.

Name: Pibb
Age: 22
Does your dad know you're playing video games?: Yes
Position applying for: Dean's Assboy
Why should I pick you for the job?: I have good ass and can be flex

[mcdeath]

Name: Mcdeath
Age: 18
Does your dad know you're playing video games?: Yes
Position applying for: Secretary of Telling People to Fuck Off
Why should I pick you for the job?: Fuck Off

[Phantasmal]

Name: Phantasmal
Age: 21
Does your dad know you're playing video games?: Yes
Position applying for: First year chem tutor
Why should I pick your for the job?: You probably shouldn't

[Petunia]

Age: WHATEVER I WANT
Does your dad know you're playing video games?: Yeah whatever
Position applying for: Secretary of Telling People to Fuck Off
Why should I pick you for the job?: Because FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY. I HATE PEOPLE, AND LOVE TELLING THEM TO FUCK THE FUCK OFF. I'M LIKE RON SWANSON, IF HE DIDN'T BOTHER CENSORING HIMSELF.

[cfuvue]

Name: Internet_Explorer
Age: 20
Does your dad know you're playing video games?: Yes
Position applying for: Fill
Why should I pick you for the job?: I don't know why.

[Artyem]

Name:  Dracul_Artyem
Age:  12
Does your dad know you're playing video games?: ghost dad
Position applying for:  Space Jam Coordinator
Why should I pick you for the job?:  do I even play this game anymore? whatever, space jam.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awkUfIjl1R0

[Holiday203]

Name: Holidayz_of_the_SQUID
Age:23
Does your dad know you're playing video games?: No, but my girlfriends do.
Position applying for: Space Jam Coordinator
Why should I pick you for the job?: I can cancel Christmas

[Canuck]

Name:Canuck
Age:18
Does your dad know you're playing video games?: Dad? Are you out there?
Position applying for: What the fuck are these jobs even for
Why should I pick you for the job?: Labour laws say you have to

[dynamike]

Name: dyna
Age: 5.47722557505^2
Does your dad know you're playing video games?: He calls me a nerd
Position applying for: Assistant Varsity Girls Softball Coach
Why should I pick you for the job?: I have Soft Balls and like Girls Ass

[Sauce]

Name: Sauce
Age: Old as fuck
Does your dad know you're playing video games?: His belt does
Position applying for: Space Jam Coordinator
Why should I pick you for the job?: I want to sit in a room with Anders playing nothing but Mumford and Sons until one of us swallows a bullet. It's him or me this time.

[Lt_Anders]

Name: Sauce
Age: Old as fuck
Does your dad know you're playing video games?: His belt does
Position applying for: Space Jam Coordinator
Why should I pick you for the job?: I want to sit in a room with Anders playing nothing but Mumford and Sons until one of us swallows a bullet. It's him or me this time.

Sadly, I am Half death. I do believe you will bite the bullet long before I bite the dust.

[Sandersson Jankins]

Sadly, I am Half death. I do believe you will bite the bullet long before I bite the dust.

Why would you even say something like that? C'mon, I know you can do better, Anders.

I'm giving that post a 1/10, and that's the best I can do. Come talk to me after class about your lack of motivation and effort.

[Lt_Anders]

Why would you even say something like that? C'mon, I know you can do better, Anders.

I'm giving that post a 1/10, and that's the best I can do. Come talk to me after class about your lack of motivation and effort.

Wow I was supposed to say deaf. Oh well. I can't hear shit, generally.