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the conspiracy
« on: February 06, 2014, 01:05:58 am »
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a conspiracy has been formed that canary is the owner of the NA servers. Now what kind of filthy admin woulden't take advantage of that. at specific points canary shakes up his server so that the connection gets a little crappy. He usually does this right when he is fighting an opponent that is deemed "difficult".

ladies and genitlemen, I give you the proof that I captured of this:

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Re: the conspiracy
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2014, 01:18:06 am »
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Re: the conspiracy
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2014, 01:19:12 am »
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Re: the conspiracy
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2014, 07:53:32 am »
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The fog isn't fog... It's aerosol bioweapons. Magnesium vapors enter through the lung but collect in the brain, causing reduced mental capacity and general fatigue. Fluoride weakens the bones and introduces free radicals. There is also evidence of long chain organic lipids. The bodily easily absorbs them and they hijack the central nervous system.

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Re: the conspiracy
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2014, 09:52:17 am »
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That would be funny.
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Re: the conspiracy
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2014, 10:09:38 am »
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Everybody knows that flying carpets don't produce contrails, those trails are made of chemicals.  They're spraying aluminum on us, why do you think cmp is investing in aluminum resistant trade goods?  CMP controls the S&D and you're all just oblivious to the facts, wake up sheeple.

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damnit WITCHCRAFT beat me to it
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Re: the conspiracy
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2014, 03:55:21 pm »
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I don't get it.... Canary has 6 ping.. that's a solid 20 percent more than he usually has.  He is completely being effected by this in the same way. ;)

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Re: the conspiracy
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2014, 04:08:25 pm »
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dat fiberrrrrrr
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Re: the conspiracy
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2014, 04:17:10 pm »
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Re: the conspiracy
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2014, 04:19:11 pm »
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Re: the conspiracy
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2014, 05:32:54 pm »
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Shitcago is a bad place to host the server.

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Re: the conspiracy
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2014, 05:44:17 pm »
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Re: the conspiracy
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2014, 05:47:16 pm »
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Re: the conspiracy
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2014, 11:41:40 pm »
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I heard from a reliable source that Canary is not actually a person, but a new military grade "bio-processor" that is essentially a brain hooked up to the internet. He uses his head admin powers to recruit more unwary victims to sell their souls and become part of crpg.

Just something I overheard my neighbor say who works for the CIA

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Re: the conspiracy
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2014, 03:18:26 am »
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