As the sun rises, first rays of light gently paint the vast meadows surrounding the eastern forests into a soft yellow, unfortunately not soft enough for the burdened eyes of the man awakening to them, awkwardly shading his face... He is alone but for his loyal donkey, with whom he has shared more than most people experience in a lifetime. His hands forcefully caress the soft grey fur of his companion's neck, digging deep into the hairy isolation against the cool breeze that blows through this autumn landscape. Do not worry fellow readers, for this story will not end up being a tale of zoophilia and radiators, hopefully.
"The only thing more gay than these things is the fact that they're always so popular" cried Xant as he engaged in gay sex. They were running day and night for several days, as their fear of being caught by a local gang of savage rapists, lead by infamous Xant, was giving them inhuman strength, only comparable to Xant's unyielding lust for genitalia!
"I never asked for this" Thought Xant, remembering the peaceful and slow days as a young child, before he killed and raped his grandmother.