EON is recruting - PLS JOIN

[Lemon]

I'll buy you guys a banner slot if someone can make a banner for you guys.

[enigmatic_stranger]

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[dynamike]

Young men of this internet group,

Even though he might be mad at me at the moment and deny my existence (I told him to stop masturbating to my old Baywatch videos), I am Smithy's dad and he has NOT asked me for permission to join you.

You must understand that as a father in a good Christian family I have the responsibility to make sure my son only spends time with nice people - especially on the internet.

So here are my terms:
Either I am in your group, or he is out.

Love,
dynamike

P.s.: he only just turned 12, he is not 12.5 yet!

[Kafein]

Young men of this internet group,

Even though he might be mad at me at the moment and deny my existence (I told him to stop masturbating to my old Baywatch videos), I am Smithy's dad and he has NOT asked me for permission to join you.

You must understand that as a father in a good Christian family I have the responsibility to make sure my son only spends time with nice people - especially on the internet.

So here are my terms:
Either I am in your group, or he is out.

Love,
dynamike

P.s.: he only just turned 12, he is not 12.5 yet!

Mister dynamike,

I agree repsectfuly but I really want to partypissate with your son. What is masterbaiting ? Your son has founded a strong and long-reaching clan that recruited me very hard. Maybe I could talk to you in person to convince you of my Christian education. While I was alone with the priest and God the priest accepted me as a true daughter of God and did the second baptizing to me himself. He washed my face with the holy milk and told me to swallow it.

In hope of a positive response xoxoxo

[SP1N]

I'm over 13 and you guys need a pike user.

EON_N1PS is here to bring success.

[the real god emperor]

No Muslims allowed?

Fuck this shit.

[sF_Guardian]

Mister dynamike,

I agree repsectfuly but I really want to partypissate with your son. What is masterbaiting ? Your son has founded a strong and long-reaching clan that recruited me very hard. Maybe I could talk to you in person to convince you of my Christian education. While I was alone with the priest and God the priest accepted me as a true daughter of God and did the second baptizing to me himself. He washed my face with the holy milk and told me to swallow it.

In hope of a positive response xoxoxo

This went pedophile catholic very fast

[jergu]

What's wrong with jediism?!

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Jedis are monks/knights capable of controlling and using the Force, and bound by a code of morality and justice. Though I haven’t confirmed it, there’s a rumor that the Jedi elders force anyone wanting to join to sit in a dark room and watch the original trilogy 16 times in a row (the first trilogy ONLY, as the newer films are widely considered an abomination).

[Smithy]

Young men of this internet group,

Even though he might be mad at me at the moment and deny my existence (I told him to stop masturbating to my old Baywatch videos), I am Smithy's dad and he has NOT asked me for permission to join you.

You must understand that as a father in a good Christian family I have the responsibility to make sure my son only spends time with nice people - especially on the internet.

So here are my terms:
Either I am in your group, or he is out.

Love,
dynamike

P.s.: he only just turned 12, he is not 12.5 yet!

uhhhgggghh DAAAAAAAAD, leave me alooooooone god.  I just wanted to finish but noooo you had to make me stop.  If my balls had dropped they'd be blue.  And NOW u tell everyone im not 12.5 I HATE U I want a new new dad. 

[Rhalzo]

What?

[Tanken]

I'll buy you guys a banner slot if someone can make a banner for you guys.

I will make them a banner like KUTT's or Frisia's (i made both of them, well, Elindor helped with KUTT's). If you guys can tell me what colors you want, and give me some ideas, I could have one for you done in no time.

Oh. and HI EON. <3


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[EON_Danvir47]

hello EON and others

first PLS STOP POSTING GAY PORNOS IN THIS THREAD!!!

second i am sry 2 say we found EON_Alligator did not per form at try outs so he is out of EON

EON_RemnantSmithy u can stay in i dont actully believe dynamike is ur dad

dynamike if this is sum sort of joke u can go join ASTRALIS but if ur serious u can join if u want. I wont add ur name for now.

3th EON_Lemon is tresurer. his dad wont buy mountainblade warbend 4 my brother but that is okay he is still tresurer  because he will fund our custem emblam.

I will work hard on a emblam 2nite and maybe we can have a vote (EON ONLY!!!)

[HardRice]

Dynamike is indeed Smithy's father.

Why else would Dyna be spanking him? 

[EON_Danvir47]

EON_Alligator pls remove ur signature u did not make the cut

I am sorry

[dynamike]

uhhhgggghh DAAAAAAAAD, leave me alooooooone god.  I just wanted to finish but noooo you had to make me stop.  If my balls had dropped they'd be blue.  And NOW u tell everyone im not 12.5 I HATE U I want a new new dad.

You, young man, are GROUNDED! Go to your room and finish your homework! I took away your wifi cable so you won't have any distractions from the internet, ha!

AND STOP MASTURBATING TO PAMELA ANDERSON, YOU KNOW SHE COULD BE YOUR MOM!