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Weapon lenght theory
« on: January 16, 2014, 03:03:37 am »
I heard that if u take long weapon, ure penis becomes shorter. Simple theory longer weapon=shorter penis.

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Re: Weapon lenght theory
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2014, 03:12:54 am »
And if you take a long penis, your weapon becomes shorter.
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Re: Weapon lenght theory
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2014, 03:13:40 am »
I heard that if u take long weapon, ure penis becomes shorter. Simple theory longer weapon=shorter penis.
and if you shoot xbows and bows you have vagina
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Re: Weapon lenght theory
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2014, 03:17:58 am »
and if you shoot xbows and bows you have vagina

How else do you think the HA and HX can hold on to the saddle when shooting?

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Re: Weapon lenght theory
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2014, 03:30:57 am »
Kill yourself.
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Re: Weapon lenght theory
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2014, 03:52:50 am »
Kill yourself.
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Re: Weapon lenght theory
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2014, 04:00:25 am »
This is why I miss the lance of compensation.
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Re: Weapon lenght theory
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2014, 04:31:25 am »
hmm let me guess... pike user? :)
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Re: Weapon lenght theory
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2014, 06:46:09 pm »
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Re: Weapon lenght theory
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2014, 08:32:43 pm »
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