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Offline Clockworkkiller

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FUCK THIS BULLSHIT
« on: January 14, 2014, 02:51:31 am »
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IM FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT.

FUCKING AGI WHORES ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE (thanks to a certain someone) ALL THEY DO IS SPAM FUCKING 2H OR POLE AND ACT LIKE THEIR PRO.
UMMM SORRY TO BURST YOUR ASS BUBBLE, BUT YOUR NOT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT "HUURDUURR I CAN RUN CIRCLES ROUND PEOPLE AND RIGHT SWING WITH MY STUPID OP WEAPON, HUUURDUURRRR IM SO GUD AT THIS GAEM, JUST AS GUD AS I SUCK DICK" GO FUCK YOURSELLLLLLLLLF!

DTV, YEP ITS STILL BROKEN UNGODLY SHIT, AND EVEN WORST ARE THE SHITTY PLAYERS WHO GET SO BUTTHURT WHEN "OOOOOOOH I GET LES XPEEE" WHITE KNIGHT bundle of sticksS CAN GO FUCKYOURSELFS, HOLY FUCK HAVE SOME FUN ONCE IN YOUR LIFE

XBOWERS ARE FUCKING STUPID, HOLY FUCK, OP CLASS PLAYED BY DOUCHEBAGS, I MEAN, CAN YOU FUCKS ATLEAST BACK-THE-FUCK-UP, EASY RANGED CLASS EVER, "OOOOOOOOOOOH IM RUNNING AROUND WITH MY XBW HELD UP, THIS MAKES KILLING SO EASY" FUCK YOURSELLLLLLLLLF
ALL THTEY DO IS RUN UP BEHIND, OR HOLD THEIR SHOT UNTIL YOU STOP JUMPNG AROUND LIKE A FUCKING MANIAC, AND FUCKING TAKE 70% OF YOUR HP AWAY! FUCK!

I SAY TO YOU ALL! GO DIE IN A HOLE! GO TAKE YOUR AIDS RIDDEN, PINWORM INFESTED BODIES AND DIE! CAUSE NO ONE LOVES YOU, NONE OF YOU, SAD BUT TRUE, BUT MAYBE IF YOU WERENT A BUNCH OF SAD VIRGIN BASEMENT NERDS AND ACTUALLY GET-A-FUCKING-LIFE, THINGS WOULD BE BETTER.

OH AND THE CAV, IM TIRED OF THESE ANNOYING CAV, TROTTING AROUND THE FIELD IN WHAT IS THE MOST EASY CLASS EVER, ON FUCKING UNKILLABLE ELEPHANTS, HOLY FUCK. NERF HORSEBUMPS. NERF CAV, THEY JUST FUCKING TROT INTO YOU AND WHOOP-DE-FUKING-DO YOUR DEAD!

AND THEN EVERYONE IN-GAME IS ALL LIKE

"CLOCK WHY U HEFF TO BE MAD"


WHY? BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT, AND IM TELLING YOU FACTS! MAYBE IF YOU WERENT SO  "STUPID-HAPPY-HIPSTER420LUV" YOUD UNDERSTAND THE SHIT I AM TRYING TO TELL YOU










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Re: FUCK THIS BULLSHIT
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2014, 03:04:29 am »
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Re: FUCK THIS BULLSHIT
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2014, 03:06:28 am »
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Forgot the FURRY woman part.
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Re: FUCK THIS BULLSHIT
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2014, 03:06:33 am »
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Yep... that just about sums up crpg.




Forgot the FURRY woman part.


So you mean european woman?   :D
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Re: FUCK THIS BULLSHIT
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2014, 03:06:56 am »
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u w0t m8

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Re: FUCK THIS BULLSHIT
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2014, 03:14:00 am »
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gimme looms
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings cmp, I would feel pretty bad too if I was a useless no life virgin who spent his adulthood making video games LOL
its ok though, now i have more time to - all the posters i dont like
But I wrote a poem that I would like you all to read
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Re: FUCK THIS BULLSHIT
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2014, 03:15:40 am »
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So you mean european woman?   :D

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Re: FUCK THIS BULLSHIT
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2014, 03:21:08 am »
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totaly agree with the raging guy

wpf patch was a buff agi builds when the game was in lack of str build ... merican devs are pro !!
crpg is like the only game u dont need strengh to deal damage ... thx op retard bonus speed
to many agi spaming shielder with awesome speed and unbreakable shield
since 3 years i try to think why shield skill is not a requierment from strengh ...

keep killing mod, if you go in that way for melee battle ground is not gonna live very long...
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Re: FUCK THIS BULLSHIT
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2014, 03:21:55 am »
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Thank you to say out loud what many people think quietly.
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Re: FUCK THIS BULLSHIT
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2014, 03:25:20 am »
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Re: FUCK THIS BULLSHIT
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2014, 04:26:33 am »
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Hahahah,

Tell em clock

fuckin tell em
I REMEMBER PLAYING IN RAIN
THROUGH THE NIGHTFALL WITH FOG
THAT CLOGGED UP OUR EYES
BUT IM MORE HORRIFIED OF A MOD
I NO LONGER RECOGNIZE

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Re: FUCK THIS BULLSHIT
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2014, 04:52:57 am »
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Re: FUCK THIS BULLSHIT
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2014, 05:04:11 am »
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After reading through this post I have determined he is in fact butt hurt which is a distant cousin of ass cancer.The ailment can be seen here:

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As a former Dockter of Donkeys I have come to the conclusion that the only possible cure would be a large dose of... man the fuck up. This treatment involves long exposure to weapons grade plutonium and about 5 hours of cooking bacon with your shirt off. This is the only cure, trust me I am a Dockter (of Donkeys).

P.S. I thought you might like to know that your caps lock was on (how embarrassing)

but in all seriousness this shit is fucking gross. Who the fuck would make speed bonus a huge factor for damage and then make every weapons stab (which has the highest speed bonus i think) OP as shit(1h insta stab, lol stab, pike wiggle)
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Re: FUCK THIS BULLSHIT
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2014, 05:26:16 am »
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Never in our forums history has more truth been spoken more clearly and to the point. (Especially the last 2/3rds)

66% Agree.
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Re: FUCK THIS BULLSHIT
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2014, 06:13:53 am »
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I kinda like agiwhoring. If you have a lot of speed the entire game turns into a massive acid trip that can only be stopped by your death.