The Temple of Spam

[Ikarus]

they also believe that swallowing makes their titties rounder

let´s keep it that way, gentlemen

btw best commet on yt:

It's always best to get your semen fresh and direct from the source. Using your mouth for extraction adds saliva to it which is a good way to prevent acne. Swallowing the leftover fresh semen is the same is swallowing a multivitamin supplement, but this method is organic so it's even better. That's the secret to having flawless skin. Do this 3 times a day every day at your local glory hole will keep you looking pretty for the rest of your life.

[IR_Kuoin]

I am not working this week - having a 14 day course in Navision, anyways, I was reading this article about the wonders of semen, and was chuckling over it, and this chick sitting next to me says - "it's true you know, there are so many minerals in semen and all sorts of other good stuff for the skin"... Daamn So apparently it's not something new.
She is sitting next to me as i type this - can't help but thinking if she applied any medicine to her face this morning

Daymn Son, should'a went with something like "He'd du gi mi'g en blowjaub" - since you're danish it would probably sounds something like that

[Armpit_Sweat]

Daymn Son, should'a went with something like "He'd du gi mi'g en blowjaub" - since you're danish it would probably sounds something like that

... or go out for a moment, come back with a palm filled up with fresh product and offer her to save some for later.

Meah, she wasn't hot, and I learned much about her since Monday, she was talking non stop, fallowing me out to smoke without asking etc. She has a boyfriend and a dog, and she showed me pictures of both.

[Armpit_Sweat]

Double posted... Damn smartphones have tiny buttons...

[IR_Kuoin]

Wow, that bitch... Ruined your smoke

[Armpit_Sweat]

Wow, that bitch... Ruined your smoke

Well I wouldn't go as far as saying she was ruining my smoking breaks, but sometimes I wished I could have a moment of peace and quiet, while she was right behind me talking non stop - I could barely manage to say few words in between her long going-nowhere-stories.
She has one redeeming quality though - she takes a big thermocan of coffee every morning from home with her. And she was ok good in that Navision program, so I could have a second opinion in some cases.

[Ikarus]

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvideogaaaaaames!!

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[darmaster]

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[IR_Kuoin]

[Ikarus]

the fuel for nightmares

Pretty sure that this is the equivalent of getting cancer.

and frekkin 162 million views.

[darmaster]

http://video.ilmessaggero.it/societu00e0/quando_la_giostra_eccitante_la_ragazza_ha_un_orgasmo-148163.html


girl has orgasm on the sling shot

[Gravoth_iii]

Is it gay to give your friend a blowjob with a fish?

[ThePoopy]

not if the fish does the shaking

[vipere]

ah

[Ikarus]

Is it gay to give your friend a blowjob with a fish?

anime did it before it was cool

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