Adapted the original lyrics for a great family karaoke session! Enjoy guys!
There's a body in my bed
There's a pounding in my head
Vomit all over the room
Bloody pieces in the pool
Someone's head in minibar
Fresh graves dug out in the yard
Arms and legs on barbecue
Are these guts or garden hose?
Pictures of last night
Ended up online
I'm screwed
Oh well
It's a blacked-out blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled
Damn
Last Friday night
Yeah I jumped on tabletops
Fleeing from a lot of cops
Think I fell but I forgot
Last Friday night
Yeah I cheated in the cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So I hit the boulevard
Last Friday night
I went stalking in the park
Ambushed women in the dark
Then I drowned them in the pound
Last Friday night
Yeah I think I broke the law
Always say I'm gonna stop-op
ooh-ohh
This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again
Trying to dispose of corpse
Don't know why i kept a nose
Think I'll burn the stolen car
After cleaning stains on floor
Smelled my favorite victim's dress
Warrants out for my arrest
Think I need to change my name
That was such an epic fail
Pictures of last night
Ended up online
I'm screwed
Oh well
It's a blacked-out blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled
Damn
Last Friday night
Yeah I ran from chasing cops
Gunned them down in rain of shots
One by one their bodies dropped
Last Friday night
Yeah I mugged some credit cards
And I stole a racing car
Hit-and-run on boulevard
Last Friday night
I went hunting in the park
Raping strangers in the dark
Strangling them with plastic bag
Last Friday night
Yeah I think I broke the law
Always say I'm gonna stop-op
ooh-ohh
This Friday night
Do it all again
Whooooo!
yeah wooo yeah
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For those who are not forcefully exposed to radio - here is the orginal:
