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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #90 on: February 16, 2014, 03:50:29 am »
^

This guy is a genuine genius!

But... this would be likely to be a story that would happen to me...
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #91 on: February 17, 2014, 11:41:38 am »
Aaaand my 10 day vacation is over! Met a dear friend of mine this friday, and we've been drinking heavily for two days! It's time to go home, and recuperate :)

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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #92 on: February 17, 2014, 12:52:21 pm »
Why did the left guy polish his face with bacon?
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #93 on: February 17, 2014, 01:50:27 pm »
Why did the left guy polish his face with bacon?
   
So i would love him even more! :D nom nom nom
 
Few hours after this picture was taken, we took off in search of hookers, who would also know where to buy weed :) Even though we are both happily married... I believe we had around 0.7 Burbon in each of us at that point, few beers, a number of B52's, tequilla shots and we smoked some badass Cuban cigars :) Haven't seen each other for so long, i thought FUCK IT, lets just go with the flow and see where it takes us :) Luckily, he passed out in the cab before we made a deal with an aged hooker, who swore she knew a good place to get stoned - i was really, really drunk, but i knew it will not end well.  I don't recall it very well, but she was damn ugly...
Oh, yeah, and that place where the picture was taken - it's a local disco-pub, whatever you want to call it, but since it's a local place, it was filled with the most ridiculous mob :) One guy, had the back of his head totally smashed, blood on his back, hair is soaking wet with blood, but he just kept throwing vodka shots in his throat, lol.
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #94 on: February 17, 2014, 01:56:03 pm »
Oh, yeah, and that place where the picture was taken - it's a local disco-pub, whatever you want to call it, but since it's a local place, it was filled with the most ridiculous mob :) One guy, had the back of his head totally smashed, blood on his back, hair is soaking wet with blood, but he just kept throwing vodka shots in his throat, lol.

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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #95 on: February 17, 2014, 02:15:41 pm »
How many tracksuits did you see?
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #96 on: February 17, 2014, 02:29:35 pm »
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #97 on: February 17, 2014, 02:37:24 pm »
How many tracksuits did you see?


   
They had "dresscode":  no sports cloth, no sneakers allowed. Just lots of shaved heads, and no bright colors - bright colors are for gays and women :) Some girls were nice, very good looking, and surprisingly modest. None of those who we made friends with, seem to have a whorish attitude. And my friend kept "whispering" on my ear ( anyone around us could hear his drunken noise ): "She doesn't want to fuck! I don't need her damn number, i have a wife!" etc... At some point he took off the ring, and hid it in a purse. Yes, most men have a purse here.
 
So no tracksuits, and i havn't really seen any outside either... :) It might be a thing of the past, at least here. Mkey, time to pack my shit! I have a plane to catch in 3 hours!

I hope my wife doesn't secretly read this forum... Not that there is anything criminal in what i wrote, but still....
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #98 on: February 17, 2014, 03:13:22 pm »
one of you looks like the guy from an idiot abroad  :lol:

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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #99 on: February 17, 2014, 05:06:17 pm »
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #100 on: February 17, 2014, 08:13:23 pm »
HOME SWEET HOME! :D

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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #101 on: February 17, 2014, 10:51:37 pm »
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Re: The Temple of Spam
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #103 on: February 18, 2014, 11:57:41 am »
epic!!!!!
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #104 on: February 18, 2014, 04:07:55 pm »
good stuff. think this is more epic tho