This reminds me of a time when I went bowling with friends at midnight, we stayed, bowled for 4 hours and then left to go eat at Denny's. Once we were outside we saw some guy in a white fur jacket and a purple hat smoking (Probably cigarettes) near our car.
Midnight bowling is fucking fun, btw.
Back in the summer of 2010, Tuesdays, the day the WoW servers were down for maintenance at like... 3AM, my group of friends would all go to Waffle House around that time so we'd sleep past noon when the servers came back up (I know, I know). Probably my favorite memory was this 50 something year old woman and her daughter, probably in her early 20's, came stumbling through the door of the Waffle House. The folks working were all out back smoking "cigarettes" and said they'd be back in a few minutes.
Well, they were gone for about thirty minutes. We were the only people in the Waffle House at the time until these two wasted women came in.
They sat around for maybe ten minutes waiting for the staff before becoming drunkenly furious when the older woman decided to climb over the tables onto the kitchen side.
She walked over to us and slurred out something about tea refills.
Anyway, she refilled my tea and got everyone water. She then went and turned on the grill and started making hamburgers.
Was the most hilarious fucking thing I've ever seen happen in public.
