First, being a dev requires a lot of things, including but not limited to:
1. Play nothing but 2h
2. Hate archery
3. Minor autism
4. Antisocial personality
5. Low IQ
6. Virgin
Well first, you gotta fill out a lot of paperwork. (Various applications, liability waivers, bank account number, etc.)
Then you gotta film yourself dancing wearing women's underwear and send it to the devs
Then you must build a blood altar and sacrifice your first born.
Then maybe, JUST maybe, you'll get an interview