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Donkey Punch Challenge-Completed by San!
« on: January 06, 2014, 04:31:23 pm »
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The Challenge:
Achieve a kill on an official Battle or Siege server by delivering a punch while mounted on a Donkey, then post a screenshot of the achievement. Don't stage it; it has to be a legit kill against a unwitting foe.

The Reward:
Your name will live in infamy for all eternity, and your victim will never outlive their shame.

Go forth, brave Donkey Punchers!

UPDATE: San has risen to the challenge! All hail the finest Donkey pugilist in the land!
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Great shame falls upon the house of Mukhulai!

« Last Edit: January 28, 2014, 02:56:41 pm by Phew »
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Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2014, 05:06:20 pm »
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No one has risen to the challenge? With all these e-peen threads about dueling for gold/etc, I thought a lot of people wanted to prove their cRPG skills.

Beating some people in longsword duels doesn't prove you are a cRPG god; donkey punch kills do.
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Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2014, 05:09:57 pm »
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Not being funny but I don't want to donkey punch a load of guys. Im not gay so why would i ever want to O.o
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Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2014, 05:31:49 pm »
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Quote from: Osiris on January 21, 2014, 05:09:57 pm
Not being funny but I don't want to donkey punch a load of guys. Im not gay so why would i ever want to O.o

Who you donkey punch is your choice, but just make sure you gloat about it in this thread.
« Last Edit: January 21, 2014, 05:35:37 pm by Phew »
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Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2014, 05:36:52 pm »
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Quote from: Phew on January 21, 2014, 05:06:20 pm
No one has risen to the challenge? With all these e-peen threads about dueling for gold/etc, I thought a lot of people wanted to prove their cRPG skills.

Beating some people in longsword duels doesn't prove you are a cRPG god; donkey punch kills do.

Beating some people in longsword duels doesn't prove you are a cRPG god

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Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2014, 05:54:36 pm »
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Can you even punch from a donkey? Never tried it before...
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Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2014, 06:00:53 pm »
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Quote from: Arthur_ on January 21, 2014, 05:54:36 pm
Can you even punch from a donkey? Never tried it before...

dont think you can reach, need to test on duel
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Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2014, 06:02:55 pm »
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Quote from: Phew on January 21, 2014, 05:06:20 pm
Beating some people in longsword duels doesn't prove you are a cRPG god; donkey punch kills do.
It's really only NA duels that are dominated by Longswords.
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Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2014, 06:28:02 pm »
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With the punching reach on horseback, good luck
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Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2014, 06:34:48 pm »
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How about practice dagger on horseback.
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Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2014, 06:40:52 pm »
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Quote from: Kafein on January 21, 2014, 06:28:02 pm
With the punching reach on horseback, good luck

Where did I say it would be easy?

This thread is for gloating screenshots, not excuses.
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Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2014, 06:45:29 pm »
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Quote from: Phew on January 21, 2014, 06:40:52 pm
Where did I say it would be easy?

This thread is for gloating screenshots, not excuses.

I'm not making excuses. I think it's impossible.
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Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2014, 06:59:20 pm »
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Quote from: Kafein on January 21, 2014, 06:45:29 pm
I'm not making excuses. I think it's impossible.

Not if people jump while you are passing them.
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Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2014, 07:12:37 pm »
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Quote from: Kafein on January 21, 2014, 06:45:29 pm
I'm not making excuses. I think it's impossible.

You're lack of faith disturbs me.
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Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2014, 07:56:37 pm »
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kaoklai just minused your post, what a surprise, downsoting syndrome is in fact very strong in this creature  :wink:

funny idea btw, but probably hard to accomplish.
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