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Re: Your best kill
« Reply #45 on: January 06, 2014, 02:53:02 pm »
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Many freaking funny kills over the years, incl. unexpected melee kills like a sickle kill on a well known melee hero recently :)

But one of the best is from my early days in c-rpg and still makes me chuckle.

Siege map, rather big castle. I am on attack, shoot at some dude on the wall. Miss. Well, happens.

A loooong time later I get a headshot notice:
arrow travelled across the castle and headshotted some unsuspecting dude on the other side... ;-)
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Re: Your best kill
« Reply #46 on: January 06, 2014, 04:10:35 pm »
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destroying siege tower full of enemies with catapult is never boring

once I destroyed  ramp of siege tower with half of enemies team charging wall(guess what happened)
then I left disabled tower without ramp and weels so atakers had to destroy it to be able bulid next one

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Re: Your best kill
« Reply #47 on: January 06, 2014, 04:33:04 pm »
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It was a 1v1 situation at the end of the round, it was that waterfall cliff map, i had a lag spike there and felt down the cliff, , on the enemy archer, i had a glaive, i killed him then died and won the round.

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Re: Your best kill
« Reply #48 on: January 06, 2014, 05:31:07 pm »
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Fist chamber-killing the last one alive as the last one alive. Good times.

Now I just fist spam-kill.

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Re: Your best kill
« Reply #49 on: January 06, 2014, 05:47:59 pm »
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Best kill was early 2011 with a thrower char and had a Throwing Dagger and threw it over the stairs over the building and managed to hit a guy in the face and one hit kill him (though he was grouped up with tons of other enemies at the same time so wasn't a complete random kill but pretty weird and awesome.
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Re: Your best kill
« Reply #50 on: January 06, 2014, 06:11:43 pm »
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That desert level with the pool, Yea I managed to climb up to the top of the palace next to that. the last 2 players alive besides me were battling it out below me. I jumped from the palace, did a 1080 spin mid-air and shot an arrow right into my teammates head for a teamkill. I died from the fall we lost. :D

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Re: Your best kill
« Reply #51 on: January 06, 2014, 06:22:26 pm »
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I can't really name my best kill, but I can name my best death;

Andswaru once threw a Construction Material on me and he headshot me to death with it. Epic death 8-)
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Re: Your best kill
« Reply #52 on: January 06, 2014, 06:29:05 pm »
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I don't have a best kill because, because all my kills are glorious. Everytime I remove my blood soaked blade from an enemies skull I give it a sweet lick and a kiss; 'Matilda', i've named my blade.

My best death, however:

The desert bridge map, the one with the wide bridge that ascends on both sides but there is a gap in the middle, and one team needs to make the first move and jump over the gap. In this instance, four players from each team decide to jump over at the exact same time. We fall down the gap. We all laugh and die.

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Re: Your best kill
« Reply #53 on: January 06, 2014, 06:53:43 pm »
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1. Headshotted a guy through his shield just a second before he'd have taken our flag from far away on the outer castle walls. This got me some fans following me on the next rounds :)

2. Do you know the scene where Mel Gibson eliminated a bunch of british soldiers in 'The Patriot'? I had the chance to do the same on my own against 7 coworking guys on battle. It was amazing to use some sniper tactics to fool them like changing your shooting place, whistle on the roofs and lure them in the wrong direction.

3. Old but still good: http://forum.meleegaming.com/general-discussion/open-the-gates-tribute-to-crpg/msg602826/#msg602826


The old thread about a similar topic was btw:

http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/proudest-happiest-warband-moments/
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Re: Your best kill
« Reply #54 on: January 06, 2014, 06:54:07 pm »
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Once i killed Canuck while on a donkey with a great axe. It was fun to watch him Q.Q in chat
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Re: Your best kill
« Reply #55 on: January 06, 2014, 07:33:32 pm »
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I can't really name my best kill, but I can name my best death;

Andswaru once threw a Construction Material on me and he headshot me to death with it. Epic death 8-)

I forget who, but someone in FCC killed an enemy in a strat battle the same way. He was like level 2 I think (retired before battle) and was doing engineering stuff all fight. Near the end he killed an enemy with a construction material thrown down from the front of the siege tower he built.
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Re: Your best kill
« Reply #56 on: January 06, 2014, 07:36:06 pm »
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As an archer i jumped from a high ground to escape from a guy he also jumped behind me, meanwhile i draw my bow and headshotted him. It was super cool.

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Re: Your best kill
« Reply #57 on: January 06, 2014, 07:46:18 pm »
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also this

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And this could be the best duel in history but EU3 just restarted its map...

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Throwing an axe straight into the air as horsethrower (full speed), killing a teammate riding just next to me with a headshot from above.

Nice, also is it possible to throw an axe at yourself? Have you tried it?
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Re: Your best kill
« Reply #58 on: January 06, 2014, 08:04:40 pm »
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I remember I punched our lord and saviour Jesus_Christ to death at level 0 once.
Also when I made new character I somehow managed to kill a cavalry player with a heavylance on donkback
Yes, been posted before. Rather than practicing swinging a weapon, it would be better to go 1 hander and learn a martial art that specializes in takedowns, because that's all that really matters in that sport.

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Re: Your best kill
« Reply #59 on: January 06, 2014, 09:14:08 pm »
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This got me some fans following me on the next round:)
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