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My dick doesn't fit very well into your arsehole but I'll still force it in there you goddamn alien loving hippy.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
The quote sounds good at first, but then you realize that what he's talking about is really the only way for humans to continue their existence. We have no other hope than to travel from planet to planet stripping everything bare and moving on when nothing's left. I mean, we can't even keep our home planet in balance.
You are a horrible human being clockwork.
Pretty sure he never says that in the movie.
... humans are fucking awesome, deal with it bro, universes best creation, titties.
well its a good plan. worked well for the aliens in Independence day. We just need to avoid planets with will smith on and nukes and also avoid making our main weapon our greatest weakness
visitors can't see pics , please register or login visitors can't see pics , please register or login visitors can't see pics , please register or loginWe sure are, good buddy, we sure are!EDIT:Want to know more about how humans are universes best creation?.. Go on 4chan /b/, and start a new "post your favorite gore" thread. You will learn much about how fucking awesome we are ;)
Who is the one of the right?
