TL;DR chadz cannot speak German and it ruins cRPGLadies and gentlemen, I would like to address a game-breaking problem that ruins my gameplay experience, namely my immersion, and request that chadz's
clearly broken Austrian German-speaking rights be revoked. Before you is convincing evidence that the developer of this mod has the speaking abilities of a first-semester student of the German language from the United States. The problem lies in the heart of the game itself.
Figure A
As you can see in Figure A, the ever-so-complicated adjective endings of the German word
Messer are inconsistent, the latter being absolutely wrong, misguiding we Fremdsprachler everywhere. First and foremost, we must identify the gender of the word to successfully decline this adjective.
Figure B
From the infallible Duden dictionary, the gender of the word
Messer is neuter. Now we must choose how to decline the adjective. Considering that the word
Messer is unpreceded (meaning, not followed by an article or pronoun of any sort) and that it is in the nominative case, we will consult the chart and make a wise decision as to how to decline
gross.
Figure C
With Figure C, we can conclude that the adjective
gross should be followed by the ending
-es, which is currently not the case.
I would like to make a direct appeal to the United Nations to arrest this vagrant for his lack of care towards the German people and their language, and implore every German speaker with self respect to only speak to this man in a language other than the one he so openly debauches.
Thank you for your time.
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