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Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
« on: December 18, 2013, 04:31:18 am »
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Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2013, 04:34:50 am »
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She'll think twice before harassing that cat from now on. Props to the cat.

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Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2013, 05:37:00 am »
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Haha, I love how the dog is wagging his tail while she is kicking snow at him, then as soon as the cat attacks her the tail wagging stops and he starts looking back to the house for help  :lol:
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Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2013, 06:39:04 am »
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Didn't see any asses being kicked
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Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2013, 06:51:42 am »
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let me guess, this is america and she did it because in cats manual wasnt said that you cant kick snow on it or it might try to fuck over your face, and now she cant sue producer of cats because she didnt keep warranty.
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Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2013, 09:00:19 am »
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let me guess, this is america and she did it because in cats manual wasnt said that you cant kick snow on it or it might try to fuck over your face, and now she cant sue producer of cats because she didnt keep warranty.

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Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2013, 09:34:20 am »
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dont you know the tale of american housewife that washed her cat and than tried to dry him in microwave and twhen he blew up she sued company that produced that microwave and got huge compensation and now in ever manual you will find a line that says that you cant dry cats in microwaves
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Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2013, 09:37:45 am »
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women, cats and microwaves.... u gotta hate them.


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Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2013, 09:39:18 am »
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But you CAN dry your cat in the microwave, i do it all the time. Just wrap it in aluminum foil and put it in a bowl of oil.
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Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2013, 09:40:08 am »
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But you CAN dry your cat in the microwave, i do it all the time. Just wrap it in aluminum foil and put it in a bowl of oil.

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Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2013, 10:24:22 am »
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Afterwards the cat was tested for rabbies. The result was negative. It had to be put down for the test. Why is there no stand your ground law for cats?

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Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2013, 10:40:34 am »
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dont you know the tale of american housewife that washed her cat and than tried to dry him in microwave and twhen he blew up she sued company that produced that microwave and got huge compensation and now in ever manual you will find a line that says that you cant dry cats in microwaves

Leave it to EU to believe in the kind of BS that grandmas send in chain emails. Not surprised since America has a much higher literacy rate than the typical European country so we can actually do our own research into things.
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Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2013, 10:50:56 am »
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Leave it to EU to believe in the kind of BS that grandmas send in chain emails. Not surprised since America has a much higher literacy rate than the typical European country so we can actually do our own research into things.

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Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2013, 07:46:51 am »
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She should have just body slammed the cat when it jumped on her. Would have one shot the agi cat with no ironflesh.

And on a side note... Is that dog wearing a coat?  :lol:

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Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2013, 07:58:43 am »
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Leave it to EU to believe in the kind of BS that grandmas send in chain emails. Not surprised since America has a much higher literacy rate than the typical European country so we can actually do our own research into things.

O rly?

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