The Jesters Rebellion

[loleznub]

Being imprisoned by the Leper King, Peppovitch, the "Dungeon" Jester of the Hospitallers struggled to live off of the weekly meal granted to him by the loving Jailer, TallTree.  Often resorting to eating feces and even other decomposing corpses of previously captured FCC members.  While being moved to a special cell located above the main gates of Ichamaur to showcase the insane Jester, Loleznub managed to escape.  By means of giving the escort a headache and then talking his way to be untied, Loleznub proceeded in shanking the escort with his bone-made Rondel Dagger.  He ran into the night yelling "Off to the Kingdoms I go, HahahaHAaha!"

Rumors have it that the Jester has now brought up a large band of misfits and peasants and equipped them through the money stolen from the King, he marches towards a castle that was once part of the Hospitallers Realm.

EDIT:

Hospitaller_TommyHu has joined the Jesters rebellion, in hopes of fair treatment for all jesters worldwide.
Hospitaller_Spaniard has joined the Jesters rebellion after riding for multiple months from New Dashbigha on top of his Drama Llama, The Jester Loleznub was never released even after Spaniards pleading.
Hospitaller_Devilize has joined the Jesters rebellion, because Peppo laughed at him when he said "I'm going to become Neo at this game!" (it was the first insult peppo gave him when they first met back in 2009)
Hospitaller_Nichols has joined the Jesters rebellion, because Loleznub has more Hookers & Blow than a Leper.

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Loleznub is currently rebelling against his liege.
Loleznub declares war on anyone holding the title of "New Sungetche Castle" with the reason of wanting the castle to further fuel his rebellion.
// Nothing personal, I just want your castle.

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[Artyem]

how does one join this organization?  i want to kill those faggots in sungetche too

[loleznub]

If thou wishes to join thy jester against the tyrannical Leper, simply send the High Jester Loleznub a letter written with your best court joke.  Those that are deemed funny enough shall be granted membership until the apocalypse
 

[Spanish]

Down with the leper king! Too long has he made us take care of his disgusting half face and put up with his tyrannical ways when he plays bad music in teamspeak. The time has finally come to free of ourselves of his madness!

[loleznub]

The first wave approaches the castle located above the hills inside the steppe.  A small group a peasants slowly walk up the hills and to the main gate of New Sungetche holding out a small piece of parchment.  They stand there whispering among themselves before looking down to the parchment and then back to the guards.

"I wuz suppos'd to read tis off to ya Mi'lord, but we just dunt know how to reed!" the leader of the convey says before offering the piece of parchment.

It would read:

The High Jester Loleznub challenges the lord of New Sungetche Castle to a game of Rithmomachy.  If you were to win you shall forfeit the castle and pay ransom for my game board.  Should you lose, I take the castle and the surrounding territory and you must withdraw your troops immediately.  If you feel the odds are not in your favor, please meet me at the bottom of the hill and I shall allow you to choose among many of my finest court jesters so that they may assist you.

Signed,

The High Jester Loleznub