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Re: lol
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2013, 11:32:14 pm »
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I don't think any of you understand just how inpenetrable dhrim is.

Isn't this map that one with the 1-2 rooms at the end + staircases?
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Re: lol
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2013, 11:39:45 pm »
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Isn't this map that one with the 1-2 rooms at the end + staircases?

Eventually the attackers are forced to push through into a large room through only a single doorway, wide enough only for one person to pass through at a time.

Defenders also get quite a few high tables to stand on and shoot arrows or crossbows over the defender's heads and through the door.

We called it "the rondel room" because we'd have insane amounts of people using rondel daggers to instantly cut down anyone attempting to pass.
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Re: lol
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2013, 12:35:41 am »
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I have yet to witness successful castle capture in situation when teams have decent gear and are about even. Closest to it was NA siege where we (attackers) lost because of bugged flag on top of broken wall...

Tonight's siege, where I played for Kalmar vs Ni was pretty much half of our team jerking around while us others were in try hard mode for two hours. Think I've put down around 50 flags, but no use. Of course, that siege showed us how truly broken range is atm. Spawn isn't exactly killometers away from castle walls but isn't near either, yet archers had it pinned down.

My bet is, Wolves got no chance to get that castle. Especially because Mercs will probably have awesome roster, full of ranged scum.

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Re: lol
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2013, 12:50:03 am »
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Of course, that siege showed us how truly broken range is atm. Spawn isn't exactly killometers away from castle walls but isn't near either, yet archers had it pinned down.

WE DIDNT EVEN USE BODKINS.

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Re: lol
« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2013, 01:43:50 am »
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I've played this map on NA side... and have been wanting to see it happen with proper ping and the euro crowd.
That's all  :oops:
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Re: lol
« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2013, 01:44:42 am »
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should be a fun fight :D ive never fought in dhrim
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Re: lol
« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2013, 04:17:55 am »
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So far no merc seems even aware they got attacked.  This is how dead EU strat is - only factions that didnt get bored with lame eu strat, lick each others balls so no more real fights.
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Re: lol
« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2013, 07:11:59 am »
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So far no merc seems even aware they got attacked.  This is how dead EU strat is - only factions that didnt get bored with lame eu strat, lick each others balls so no more real fights.
Shush! I'm sure NA strat live and licking kicking!
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Re: lol
« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2013, 01:18:13 pm »
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WE DIDNT EVEN USE BODKINS.

I know. That is why I was pissed off, when an archer took 20% per body shot while I was wearing heaviest possible body armor combo (79 body armor).

Edit: Seems like this is castle transfer and not proper siege.

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Re: lol
« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2013, 01:28:54 pm »
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Edit: Seems like this is castle transfer and not proper siege.
Hope not. If yes then I will not give any fuck about map anymore   :(
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The goal of Strategus battles shouldnt be to deprive your enemies of players, but to have full roster both sides and have the gear/tactics/strategy win the day rather than lack of merc support.

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Re: lol
« Reply #25 on: December 16, 2013, 01:37:16 pm »
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Seems like this is castle transfer and not proper siege.

ugh... I hope not... In fact I'm hoping they'l give this a proper shot with a full EU roster... so uh, don't be shy guys. Apply for the game

I kinda know what they're thinking about doing, and I hope that they don't go about doing that. 
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Re: lol
« Reply #26 on: December 16, 2013, 01:38:38 pm »
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Leshma not sure if you are complaining about impossible penetration of the castle defence, but that is what the castle is supposed to give you, a very good defensive advantage, I think Kalmars were more than successful yesterday coz they have killed the same amount of tickets they invested in the fight. Besides there really should be little to no chance of capturing a castle if the defenders are prepared, got the tickets, people and decent gear.

And yeah, the only real fights are against us at the moment because we are probably the last clan who didnt run like chickens right to Greys and DRZ after HRE, Fallens, GKs and Mercs stopped being active. :) Either somebody joins us and helps us fight back or EU strat is gonna be dead once again after we get wiped out.
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Re: lol
« Reply #27 on: December 16, 2013, 01:47:07 pm »
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No one will be accepted on our side, this is in protest to how shit strat is.

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Re: lol
« Reply #28 on: December 16, 2013, 03:26:23 pm »
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Official Statement from Mercs:

No one will be accepted on our side, this is in protest to how shit strat is.


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Re: lol
« Reply #29 on: December 16, 2013, 03:41:53 pm »
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