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Neckbeard Rebellion 2
« on: December 13, 2013, 07:49:34 am »
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After the first neckbeard rebellion failed, another has risen to fail again.

I've allocated myself enough time to properly drunkenly command this battle. Lots of plate, too much gear, all kinds of shit.

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Re: Neckbeard Rebellion 2
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2013, 08:04:51 am »
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I would like to dedicate this song to the reckless bravery of Arys in attacking my castle against insurmountable odds.

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Re: Neckbeard Rebellion 2
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2013, 08:06:09 am »
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Fuck donkeys, 3+ sumpters or jump off a bridge.
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Re: Neckbeard Rebellion 2
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2013, 09:14:42 am »
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Re: Neckbeard Rebellion 2
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2013, 03:38:29 pm »
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Fuck donkeys, 3+ sumpters or jump off a bridge.

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Re: Neckbeard Rebellion 2
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2013, 08:12:32 am »
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Shit map, add it to your list.
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Re: Neckbeard Rebellion 2
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2013, 08:20:18 am »
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That ladder-bridge....mmmmm. Thanks Liberal_Jeade for being a Conservative long enough to let us enjoy it.
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Re: Neckbeard Rebellion 2
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2013, 08:29:06 am »
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That ladder-bridge....mmmmm. Thanks Liberal_Jeade for being a Conservative long enough to let us enjoy it.

Blow it out your ass Tanken.
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Re: Neckbeard Rebellion 2
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2013, 10:14:05 am »
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That space jam! Can't get enough of it!!!  :lol:

That's what happen when Gobblin try to defend.... they end up destroying their own castle wall from the inside to sally out and build forward spawn to assault the attackers spawn!  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Would gobble again! a++  :o :D
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Re: Neckbeard Rebellion 2
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2013, 11:04:39 am »
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That space jam! Can't get enough of it!!!  :lol:

That's what happen when Gobblin try to defend.... they end up destroying their own castle wall from the inside to sally out and build forward spawn to assault the attackers spawn!  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Would gobble again! a++  :o :D

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Re: Neckbeard Rebellion 2
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2013, 12:41:18 pm »
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Re: Neckbeard Rebellion 2
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2013, 08:21:48 pm »
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They didn't have any fucking eggs in my school's cafeteria today.

I god damn get there, and there were no eggs. But it was sneakily done. The "Omelet Station" had all of the egg fixings--spinach, tomatoes, cheese, etc--all laid out. So I grabed a pan and start cooking my shit. Then I reached for an egg.

Nothing.

I pulled my hand back and stared at it. Nothing. Just air. There were no fucking eggs in my hand. I felt like such an idiot I almost cried. But the only sounds my face made were screams. I screamed at one of the workers there, and a little Czech woman replied, "No eggs. We out eggs. So sorry."

Can you fucking believe that? How the fuck? Why? What a piss-poor excuse for breakfast. You know what I ate? Sausage and bacon in a whole wheat wrap, and a cup of coffee.

And now I'm here.
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Re: Neckbeard Rebellion 2
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2013, 08:31:09 pm »
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They didn't have any fucking eggs in my school's cafeteria today.

I god damn get there, and there were no eggs. But it was sneakily done. The "Omelet Station" had all of the egg fixings--spinach, tomatoes, cheese, etc--all laid out. So I grabed a pan and start cooking my shit. Then I reached for an egg.

Nothing.

I pulled my hand back and stared at it. Nothing. Just air. There were no fucking eggs in my hand. I felt like such an idiot I almost cried. But the only sounds my face made were screams. I screamed at one of the workers there, and a little Czech woman replied, "No eggs. We out eggs. So sorry."

Can you fucking believe that? How the fuck? Why? What a piss-poor excuse for breakfast. You know what I ate? Sausage and bacon in a whole wheat wrap, and a cup of coffee.

And now I'm here.

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Re: Neckbeard Rebellion 2
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2013, 09:26:40 pm »
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I would like to dedicate this song to the reckless bravery of Arys in attacking my castle against insurmountable odds.

You vietnam fucking shits better be ready for lagfield.


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