They didn't have any fucking eggs in my school's cafeteria today.
I god damn get there, and there were no eggs. But it was sneakily done. The "Omelet Station" had all of the egg fixings--spinach, tomatoes, cheese, etc--all laid out. So I grabed a pan and start cooking my shit. Then I reached for an egg.
Nothing.
I pulled my hand back and stared at it. Nothing. Just air. There were no fucking eggs in my hand. I felt like such an idiot I almost cried. But the only sounds my face made were screams. I screamed at one of the workers there, and a little Czech woman replied, "No eggs. We out eggs. So sorry."
Can you fucking believe that? How the fuck? Why? What a piss-poor excuse for breakfast. You know what I ate? Sausage and bacon in a whole wheat wrap, and a cup of coffee.
And now I'm here.