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Offline Clockworkkiller

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you know you need help....
« on: December 11, 2013, 01:48:26 am »
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when you start hearing the ingame female voice commands, and you haven't played crpg for 2 weeks
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Re: you know you need help....
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2013, 04:33:50 am »
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what?
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Re: you know you need help....
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2013, 04:43:34 am »
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Re: you know you need help....
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2013, 04:51:47 am »
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When you see a little kid running more or less in your direction, in a straight line, and you target him in your mind.
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Re: you know you need help....
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2013, 06:34:47 am »
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Quote from: Adamar on December 11, 2013, 04:51:47 am
When you see a little kid running more or less in your direction, in a straight line, and you target him in your mind.

Aim just above head, and slightly forward of direction of travel.
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Re: you know you need help....
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2013, 06:40:43 am »
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Quote from: Adamar on December 11, 2013, 04:51:47 am
When you see a little kid running more or less in your direction, in a straight line, and you target him in your mind.

Not really what you were going for, but close enough.

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Re: you know you need help....
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2013, 11:14:14 am »
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Quote from: Adamar on December 11, 2013, 04:51:47 am
When you see a little kid running more or less in your direction, in a straight line, and you target him in your mind.

Kick him and he wont do it again lol
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Re: you know you need help....
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2013, 11:41:47 am »
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I tried lolstabbing my girlfriend earlier, if you know what I mean
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Re: you know you need help....
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2013, 12:04:36 pm »
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...when you see car coming from left and you yell to your friends: "REEEETREEAAAAAT"  :mrgreen:
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