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Khazad Dum Chronicle Issue 3
« on: December 10, 2013, 05:11:42 am »
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WFA DEFEATED BY traitorS AT BHULABAN

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In a crushing defeat, the Central Confederacy defeated the Warriors of The First Age at Bhulaban village. The village was lost despite the valiant defense and it will most likely be sullied by the fiendish larry.

To comment, Finnian from the WFA: "I was very happy with merc performance and attitude, was very satisfied with our engineer team for setting up some killer defenses, allowing for me to score some great shots as an archer. Battle was better than expected, hoping to see the same people in the upcoming siege(s)."

As to be expected, little sympathy is being shown by the fascist invaders, A quote from Artyem himself : "The campaign is going as planned so far, we stomped their dicks with an iron boot in Bhulaban and the local populace is under control."

The battles show no sign of ending and will more than likely result in continued bloodshed and many a grudge against one side or another. Glory on the field gentlemen, may your steel be strong, hearts stronger, and blood redder than ever.

Battle of Sungetche was a Victory for the WFA, crushing the attacking forces against the walls of the castle.

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Re: Khazad Dum Chroncile Issue 3
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2013, 06:19:46 am »
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Re: Khazad Dum Chroncile Issue 3
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2013, 07:02:26 am »
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Larry The Magical Cheetah, the magnanimous butt fiend of Dracul found himself scratching his helmeted head at the maze of shooters and ladders in the town, though at this point said shooters were all strewn about the broken ladders, being rather dead.

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Re: Khazad Dum Chronicle Issue 3
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2013, 07:04:05 am »
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Tanken, you so good at Strat battle. You numba one on team. You good Tanken.

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Re: Khazad Dum Chronicle Issue 3
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2013, 11:15:45 am »
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Tanken, you so good at Strat battle. You numba one on team. You good Tanken.

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