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I hate supermarket workers.
« on: December 09, 2013, 08:31:18 pm »
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Christo cRPG Blog :D

No seriously, they can be the biggest D-bags for absolutely no reason.

Take an example that just happened half hour ago, lol.

So I went on foot to closest market there is, my father's fiancé or whatever it's called works there.

Reached in the last 15 minutes, I bought stuff. I was like the only person in the shop at that point and was hurrying, this security douche followed me all through and while it's understandable, there's a little plot twist: I go there almost 2 times a week or at least weekly.

So when I was about to pay he went into douche mode and wanted to look at my everything, while I took my backpack off I said this:

"Well sir if I didn't start stealing yet, I'll definitely start it now!" - Hard to translate properly but it was meant to be slightly funny a bit.

Then they got completely offended that I dare say such a thing and not bow to any protocols of theirs lol.
I told them that it was meant to be a bit sarcastic but if they don't get it, it's not offensive. They were still butthurt and I was public enemy lol.

Shit like this happens to me very often, and others too. They treat you like a freaking criminal  :mrgreen:
Maybe it's because it's winter time and I wear hoodies when I go out. No idea.

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Re: I hate supermarket workers.
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2013, 08:36:20 pm »
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I've only ever encountered friendly supermarket workers. Probably something to do with my winning personality.
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Re: I hate supermarket workers.
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2013, 08:39:59 pm »
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Xant, lulz  :mrgreen:

It all started out friendly, they just didn't really get why I said that one line. (family member working there, only person inside, visiting frequently)
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Re: I hate supermarket workers.
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2013, 09:03:20 pm »
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I work night shift in a ware house for a big supermarket, one security guard yesterday stopped just two people from stealing, but the total value of what was saved was £520, which is about 620 euros. I guess this time of year they get paranoid as thieving tends to increase, they also see thousands of people so just because you shop there every week doesn't always mean they will always recognize you. Or perhaps you just look like a thieving gypsy.

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Re: I hate supermarket workers.
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2013, 09:04:27 pm »
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Or perhaps you just look like a thieving gypsy.

I'm white, so kindly gtfo with that shit  :mrgreen:

And they recognize me. Small town.

On the paranoia thing I agree, though.
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Re: I hate supermarket workers.
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2013, 09:10:05 pm »
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As a super market worker constantly involved with customer service my input on your thread title is the following:

Customers suck dick.

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Re: I hate supermarket workers.
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2013, 09:14:01 pm »
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As a super market worker constantly involved with customer service my input on your thread title is the following:

Customers suck dick.

No need to work yourself up over it, want me to change title to (some) supermarket workers? Just lol
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Re: I hate supermarket workers.
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2013, 09:14:17 pm »
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when i sit in buss nobody ussualy sits next to me, i think i look suspicious :(
people are like potatoes, they come in different shapes and sizes and they all are beautifull
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Re: I hate supermarket workers.
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2013, 09:16:25 pm »
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Christo, just do like this guy:

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Re: I hate supermarket workers.
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2013, 09:16:48 pm »
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I just noticed that your left hand looks like a penis, Latvian.

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Re: I hate supermarket workers.
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2013, 09:19:59 pm »
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I just noticed that your left hand looks like a penis, Latvian.
well spoted, penisnose
people are like potatoes, they come in different shapes and sizes and they all are beautifull
masturbating while looking in a mirror isnt wrong unless its the rear view mirror and you are driving a school buss.

it doesnt matter if you are happiest person or an unfortunate weeper, a powerfull beast or a terrifying creature. we are all equal, in the eyes of the reaper.

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Re: I hate supermarket workers.
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2013, 12:23:03 am »
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Christo it's because you live in a Slavic nation like Hungary.
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Re: I hate supermarket workers.
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2013, 12:23:23 am »
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Christo it's because you live in a Slavic nation like Hungary.

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Re: I hate supermarket workers.
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2013, 12:37:26 am »
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I just noticed that your left hand looks like a penis, Latvian.

I just noticed that his right hand looks like my penis

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Re: I hate supermarket workers.
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2013, 01:20:32 am »
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Dafuq, supermarket security?
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