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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2013, 10:50:11 pm »
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As a bottom halfer half the time, I appreciate your salute.

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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2013, 11:44:21 pm »
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Then there is the 1%.

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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2013, 11:49:25 pm »
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Then there is the 1%.

The 1% top or the 1% bottom? lol
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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2013, 12:15:55 am »
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It's possible to be on the bottom half while helping your team. Guarding the flag against backdoor attacks. Building catapults and siege towers. Strategic gate opener/closer.

This is what is know as a "power bottom halfer." They are often on the receiving end of nasty "top halfer" comments but they revel in the rough treatment. I think. I wouldn't really know, since I'm not one of them.
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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2013, 02:17:12 am »
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Today We Salute You, Tireless Bottom Halfers

You dutiful denizens of the underscore
You whose names we must scroll to see

This is not dedicated to those among you that are ranged and whom the game simply will not award score to.
This is not dedicated to those among you whom are players who have just joined the server and already have more points and kdr than many.
This is not dedicated to those among you whom are usually top halfers but are eating a sandwich while playing or stoned out of your gourd.

This is dedicated to the true among you, the tireless champions of the bottom half...

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Day in and day out, you labor to create a safe place for the Top Halfers to dwell, round after round you toil.

Some may ask "How do people go through round after round and have gained almost no points and kills?  What are they doing?"
But we know better - we know that you work tirelessly at your roll, perfecting it all the time.

We know that without you, there would be no top half to have.
We know that without you, we would all be lost in a nameless abyss of mediocrity.
We know the true weight you bear, supporting the gargantuan mass of the inflated self worth of us Top Halfers


...And you do it without thanks...


~~ BUT NOT TODAY ~~
Today, on behalf of Top Halfers everywhere - We Salute YOU, Bottom Halfers

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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2013, 02:26:25 am »
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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2013, 02:31:01 am »
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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2013, 02:36:23 am »
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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2013, 06:56:28 am »
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Said the guy that could not beat a dude with 600 ping after killing the other 6 enemies when he was the last alive.

 :mrgreen:

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Anyhow that was HILARIOUS - massive lag attack to entire server, everyone is fighting through the lag.
After killing everyone I was laughing so hard at the whole situation that I thought that shielder and I were just messing around, especially since he wasn't moving lol.

I guess I was wrong :)
Oh well, modifier schmodifier
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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #24 on: December 06, 2013, 11:33:12 am »
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A. Done.

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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #25 on: December 06, 2013, 12:01:18 pm »
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This is the best thread I have seen, I am moved.<3

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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #26 on: December 06, 2013, 12:34:06 pm »
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You are a horrible human being clockwork.

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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #27 on: December 06, 2013, 12:37:38 pm »
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*salutes back*
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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #28 on: December 06, 2013, 12:45:57 pm »
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I accept that duel, bottom-halfers !

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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #29 on: December 06, 2013, 03:00:54 pm »
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